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Malloritis

This chronic, untreatable, incurable "condition" (we resent the term "disease") is accompanied by symptoms which may include:

a) incessant squealing, noisemaking and overall spazziness, contrasting with an abnormally advanced vocabulary

b) the enlargening of the forehead

c) the inexplicable, carnal attraction to delicious, floppy, silken emo hair

d) and utter revulsion expressed towards the Pelvis Wave, which may well trigger this sad, sad condition.

(unreasonable restrictions thinly disguised as a)FUN FACT:
Coined by the creator of the Pelvis Wave. May only be used as a nickname for a certain person by the creator of the Pelvis Wave. So it is written, so it shall be done.
DAMMIT! George did the Pelvis Wave all up in my grill! Now I'm gonna get Malloritis...for LIFE!

The Pelvis Wave is fickle, it goes away...but MALLORITIS is here to stay!
by Ano-MALLY December 25, 2008
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Givirain Mallo

Givirain Mallo is the best president in our classroom even though she is kinda corrupt in the classroom (joke). Well since I'm the one who writes this because there's no Givirain here in Urban Dictionary ouch ka sad-Niko Fermin Tan:)
Givirain Mallo :hey im the best president

everyone:noooo
by the mighty friend November 8, 2023
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Related Words
Mallmo mallory Mallcore mallgoth Mallow mallorie Malloy mallo mallone Mallori

Alaina and Mallory

Alaina and Mallory is bestfriends with a bond no one can break. They are the best duo, they are the perfect fit one is mean and one is nice.
Those girls look like a Alaina and Mallory
by Pusseater400 June 2, 2020
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Mallory

When you are bent over throwing up in a toilet and fart and projectile shit on the wall at the same time.
I walked into the bathroom after this girl and she pulled a Mallory, puke and shit everywhere!
by G the Giraffe December 21, 2017
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mallios

A small man whos shows to much chest hair and smells like a gorilla at the zoo. May also go by the name Taki. Mostly likley found working at a bank and hanging out at gay bars.
I was at the gay bar and hooked up with a mallios. Now I have to call the cleaning lady to get the smell out.
by pacoatlunch September 29, 2010
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Malloy

Malloy is strictly a strong Irish surname,therefore not a verb
My friend's last name is Malloy

Dr. Malloy

Ms. Malloy

Judge Malloy
by malloy61 January 11, 2009
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Dirty mallory

A woman after receiving a creampie pushes is out puts it inside whipcream and makes a family dessert.
I went over to my girls house and we had a dirty mallory
by Racing87s March 30, 2020
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