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Macintosh is a horrible operating system that freezes and sucks for gaming. Steve Jobs is a douche for making it.
Mac:Im a Macintosh
Pc: and Im a Pc
Mac: I can't play games and am only useful for a cespool.
Pc: I can play great Microsoft games with all my gaming awesomeness.
Mac: {freeze}
Pc: predictable
macintosh by James Niet September 17, 2007
Related Words
Macintosh maci macie Maciej Macintrash Macias macin maciek Macism maciah

Macintrash 

The name of the computer made by the most hated computer company in the world.
"I hate my macintosh. Let's use it as a boat anchor!"
Macintrash by Cory Emmett February 26, 2005
When u're awesome with girls and in bed!
Marcus got laid 7days in a row with 7 different women, He's now a macinio.
Macinio by inDraig October 6, 2011

Macindouche

A Douchebag that loves to use Apple products.
There goes that Macindouche with his iPhone, iPad, MacBook & iMac. He doesn't like Windows or Android, and he's better than you.

maciejewski 

Last name, more common in Polish cultures!
Will, Gracelyn Maciejewski, report to the office?
maciejewski by Cincuenta y uno October 21, 2019
A facial given to someone wearing a mask due to COVID-19.
Lauren is a good little cum slut and she will not let a face mask keep her from getting a massive macial.
Macial by John30041 May 31, 2020