den Saarländer machen

sich vom jemanden Geld leihen und es nie zurück zahlen

A.: "Kannst du mir 2,50€ leihen ich gebe sie dir am Sonntag"

C.:"du willst aber nicht den Saarländer machen ?"

by der Fick3r tm December 5, 2017

Den Zagir machen

Sich auf dem Klo vor der Arbeit drücken

- was machst du auf der Arbeit wenn du keine Lust mehr hast?

+ den zagir machen

by Senananananana August 7, 2020

Tee feddich machen

A german sentence refering to a very chunky laugh causing your vocal cords to whistle and only air bursting out of your lungs thus resulting "finishing" the tea.

"Was machstn hier für ein tee feddich?"
"Deine Lache klingt als ob du dir gerade einen tee feddich machst!"
"Mit deiner lache kannst du auch einen Tee feddich machen"

by Fumll July 30, 2021

Devil’s Paper-Maché

A substance created when toilet paper is used to clean up jizz.

Not desirable, should only be done as a last resort or when creating really cool art.

Guy after sex “Here’s some toilet paper”
Woman “I’m not tryna make the devil’s paper-maché. Get me a damn towel or something.”

by Dr. Brostein December 21, 2022

Hachie Machie

An unfathomable yearning for a mans penis, Common slang for A Peruvian male

Alex kept yelling Hachie Machie well reaching for my wang.

by Mike A W August 11, 2006

Machmer

Someone that is so desperate to find a girlfriend that they usually have very low to nonexistent standards. Once in the relationship they attach themselves to their girlfriend like a parasite so bad that their family and friends never hear from them or see them until they are single again.

(1) Zach is such a Machmer that he allowed himself to become easily catfished for months!

(2) Did Alexander die or is he being a Machmer again?

by Justin14892 November 29, 2015

Machete

After the act of either anal sex, vaginal sex, behind the knee sex, and/or being BLOWN, the man removes his penis and with a slashing motion, during the release of his baby yogurt, slaps the female continuously across the facial area. This creates a flowing stream of white goodness that showers the females face. The man also has the option of screaming "Machete" as he is bringing down the cum hammer.

Dude, I got pissed at your mom yesterday so I went ahead and gave her a Machete. She then had the biscuits to say that she wanted another. Dude, your mom loves the cock!

by Fat Cobra & Stunt Man Mike May 18, 2007