mystifixation

an obsessive desire to present even obvious things as mysterious ones and thus making them unclear and hard to understand just to gain attention of the listeners (from mystification + fixation)

I asked Jeremy about his plans for summer holidays, but I got lost after a couple of seconds he started talking, because he made it so confidential and difficult to understand. It's his mystifixation - a desire to make everything, even simple things, look and sound mysterious.

by KurtSteinerPL January 3, 2012

masticating

It sounds like masturbating, but it actually means chewing.

Bob: Dude, I caught John masticating yesterday!
Will: Ewwww!
Bob: What, you got a problem with chewing?!?!?

by MasticatingMaster February 7, 2017

Masticate My Ass

A more refined and elegant way of saying “eat my ass”. Used by the elite class, members of the upper crust and Hollywood and rumor has it, the royal families of several prominent countries.

Geeves my good man. Have you seen Lady Rose? It’s time for her to masticate my ass.

Masticate my ass. It’s Britney bitch.

It was a long ride back to the estate after a glorious weekend in the Hampton’s so I had the chauffeur pull off at the rest stop and masticate my ass in the back of the Rolls.

by Dick Onchin November 16, 2020

mystiquesgirlfriend

The best person in the world i don’t even know them and they only showed up on my fyp but it means they love mystique who is the best and they are very hot

person A“mystiquesgirlfriend showed up on fyp!”
person B“not them 😒”
person A“eat glass”

by Not wob May 31, 2021

manipulo-mastication

The skill of being able to detect a foreign item in your mouth, notably when found in food, and to manipulate it with the tongue, teeth and lips to eject it alone.

Adept manipulo-masticators compete by having meals together of food that has deliberately been adulterated with hair, small stones, pieces of pith, etc. The winner is the one who has collected the most items.

"When you spit at people, it's cool to have sufficient powers of manipulo-mastication to retain your chewing gum."

by mstclair68 December 9, 2012

Single Ladies Mystique

Group of single ladies who have an aura of mystery, awe, and power surrounding them. The single ladies mystique fosters strength in their fellow ladies and a power and prowess that cannot be tamed.

That group over there has that single ladies mystique.

by danesworld____ October 30, 2018

Masticate

1 : to grind or crush (food) with or as if with the teeth : CHEW
2 : to soften or reduce to pulp by crushing or kneading

why wouldnt you masticate in front of my mom

by Andrew Uchiha July 5, 2007