massage my face

the act where you are "massaging someone's face" but it actually means you're are kissing them.

"Hey baby come over here and massage my face ;)"

by massage therapist December 31, 2011

Putting my face on

applying make-up... simples!

I'll be 20 minutes!! I'm just putting my face on!

by tetcha November 26, 2013

shit my face

When one regrets opening their mouth about something.

Then I shall shit my face.

by D_reck31 September 23, 2017

Losing my face

It is like the term "losing my mind" accept it physical. Like being clumsy or messing stuff up.

I keep messing stuff up I'm losing my face

by Olive Elizabeth Lou January 31, 2019

Suck my face

Suck ma face bishhh!!!

Hey dude wonna suck my face?

by Bish13 September 30, 2019

get my face wet

A delicate, linguistic artform of such cunning gourmet that will ultimately subjugate any female, during proper application, and momentarily rendering her to a state of cathartic paroxysm. Or, ecstasy.

"I promise you if she shows up to the party, I'll get my face wet."

(masculine)

" No, I'm not into that. It doesn't turn me on, I ain't tryna get my face wet."

by ProbablyJynxy October 24, 2020

Punch My Face

Dan Shaughnessy is an American sports writer, and while he writes for the Boston Herald, he seems to have a general hard-on for hating all Boston sports. Considered a clown by many other writers, and has "Punch My Face" written all over his.

It IS possible to have "Punch My Face" written on it. Just look at Dan Shaughnessy.

by Projectshadow January 19, 2022