muddy funhouse

The act of ass-fucking someone with a hand puppet.

I gave the dumb bitch a muddy funhouse and took her food stamps.

by FLJ August 8, 2006

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muddy pretzel

when you engage in anal sex, and when theres feces on the tip of the penis, the other partner licks it off.

Ron gave Shirley a muddy pretzel and her teeth were brown for a week.

by jnet April 27, 2006

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muddy buddies

similar to eskimo brothers, muddy buddies are two guys that have had anal sex with the same girl

Alex: "Dude, I've had anal with that girl."
Matt: "Dude, me too! Muddy buddies!"
*High five*

by Binging Blonde June 19, 2012

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Muddy Tire

A sexual act where one partner gives the other a Rim Job except the recipient failed to wipe their ass after their last shit, thus making the rim/tire muddy.

After taking a shit i realized there was no toilet paper to wipe my ass with, so i called in my girlfriend and had her give me a muddy tire.

by Olmec May 9, 2008

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Muddy Johnson

When performing anal sex and when you pull your dick out there is smears of shit still on it from the other person having shit still in their ass.

guy: WTF?! Why's there shit on my dick.
Women: Ooops I forgot to wipe. Guess you just got a muddy johnson.

by Kaemine June 16, 2010

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The reciever or anal sex who did not evacuate beforehand, and soils the "top" and/or the bedlinens along with themselves, such to an extent that it ruins sex and both partners need to shower. Also any ass that contains a bowel movement that is ready to be expelled.

Jeremy is a muddy bottom. Shiela and I did anal last night, she had a muddy bottom, sorry if I still smell.

by GayCO December 29, 2008

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