Montana Shitloader

When you load your shit on your cock and rail that hoe because she wasn’t in the kitchen.

Local Man arrested for preforming the Montana Shitloader on his 13 year old mom while she was sleeping.

by HotDiggityDamner May 1, 2019

big montana

when a females vagina has large, meaty flaps. usually in a roast beef kind of color. see "beef curtains", "t bone flaps." simular to a second rate fast food chain's large roast beef sandwhich.

"yo, i was with this girl last night.. she had a double serving of the big montana"

by s rudiman September 21, 2005

Montana Cadillac

Proper noun. Used to describe ones large, lifted, comfortable, gas guzzling SUV that is driven primarily in the backwoods. A synonym for a Chevrolet Suburban and/or GMC Yukon Xl.

One corporate suburbanite says to the other, while sipping his overpriced latte, "Check out the hick in the Montana Cadillac"! Both giggle as they wait for AAA to come and pull their Audi/BMW/Mercedes out of a snow filled ditch.

by IA Backwoods Boy May 6, 2011

Hannah Montana

Any sexual act involving a bow-legged girl with an over-bite, whilst riding a horse.

Dood I totally Hannah Montana'd this one girl I knew.

I'd really like to Hannah Montana her.

The Hannah Montana is the new Tony Danza bro!

by Pacman92 February 25, 2010

[Hannah Montana]

Teen megastar from the boonies (and daughter of Billy Ray 'achy breaky heart' Cyrus) who got hired by Disney to lip-sync crappy songs. Gets paid billions of dollars for doing nothing. Likes to take off her top on her MySpace page.

Hannah Montana can march her white trash ass right back to where she came from...

by dj mbm August 10, 2008

French Montana

French Montana is a Moroccan born rapper. The hottest dude in the streets. The maccaroni wit da cheese. French montana created many mixtapes such as coke wave, mac wit cheese, goon music. French montana is associated with max b and is a part of the cocaine city.

there goes french montana the maker of playin in the wind

by Vikz montana April 4, 2010

Hannah Montana

Drunk Southerner who loves to sing about how special and awesome she is and is the secret behind the atomic bomb.

Cop 1:What the hell happened to him? Cop 2 :Probally first degree burns followed by chainsaw to the face.But that doesnt explain the ears being disfigured. Detective: I think he was forced to look at a picture of Hannah Montana while listening to her sing. Cop 1 :Oh God

by angrycheddar December 31, 2009