Beardless Messi

Beardless Messi is the best footballer
by Ayushmaan May 11, 2021
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Messy Slag

A woman that is particularly ugly and also "gets around" or is very promiscuous. Or simply one ugly bitch that takes all the dick.
OMG, you seen that messy slag over there, shes got 4 dicks in her mang!
by Raydome November 25, 2008
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messy relationship

What the bitch of my ex-best friend said our relationship was after she fucking blocked me for a dickless misogynistic, controlling, bitchless, virgin, materialistic, toxic, narcissistic, bald-headed white boy.
"Me and .... relationship is messy rn...."

she just said we have a messy relationship like bffr that man doesnt love you and never will girly do better
by ginnylols March 20, 2023
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Messi Ordo

The thickest and shortest chode. It's properties are absolutely unnatural as the foreskin alone is enough foreskin to feed a homeless family for a year.
That's a pretty big Messi Ordo you've got there, it's bigger than my dad's!
by Zheiruzi December 23, 2019
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Do a Messi

When someone Scores 4 goals in a single game of Football or Soccer. So called because the said Lionel Messi of Barcelona scores 4 goals so often.
Hey Bro, did you see Gerrard do a Messi at the weekend?
by Bigausk March 07, 2012
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Messy Dinner

The act of giving someone a face wash with feces on your hands, with a violent action. Then standing up and peeing on that person's face, by thus action, creating a messy dinner. IE: Smearing shit on someone's face very violently. Also See: Messy Lunch.
by Kaeleker February 14, 2023
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messy melissa

She one gorgeous messy melissa
by LissyZ April 01, 2020
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