Mental Breakdown

The act of crying, then contemplating life choices before proceeding to dye or cut ones hair for tik tok

Mental Breakdown checkkk. I had a mental break down and cut my self a fringe which I proceeded to dye purple

by Veganmaezing March 1, 2020

Mental Stoning

That moment when every villan you currently have is standing next to you and making mean comments about you, basically bullying. You're surrounded by hatred and humiliation. It's like everyone is throwing rocks at you, but instead of rocks, words are used and instead of throwing them at your physical body, they throw it at your mental health.

James: Yo dude, did you go to that mental stoning yesterday.
Henk: Yes, it was terrible... There were about 20 people. The victim was crying out loud, and he eventually ran away into the woods!

by Cials May 24, 2021

Mental Masturbation

Intellectual activity that serves no practical purpose. Excessively theoretical, and therefore a distraction from more practicable matters.

Dr. Richard Dawkins, noted biological theorist, in response to a student's philosophical question about skeptical attitudes towards science and reality, cited the following anecdote:

<paraphrasing>
James Boswell asked, "... nothing really exists unless there's somebody there to see it. How do you refute that?" Samuel Johnson replied, "I refute it thus!", and kicked a stone out of his way.
<\paraphrasing>

Dr. Dawkins, commenting on Boswell's question, and critiquing the attitude: "If you want to mess about with that sort of mental masturbation, thats fine, but, ... but the science of reality is what gets you through the day, ... and makes things work!"

by The Practical Atheist December 12, 2009

Mental patient

A mental patient is a person who wants to see one of their collegues at work fired (or see their contract not extended, etc.).

They try to get their target paranoid, and if the target doesn't become paranoid, they try to make it look to the other collegeues as though the target is paranoid, they will try a devil's switch, which is where they fuck something up and make it look as though their target fucked it up, and they will try and ostrecise the target from others in the company.

They often work in groups, accross companies, and target the same individual.

The mental patient targetted George. He had to move to another company, then another mental patient started giving him shit, so he moved to another company, and he was targeted there too.

All of the mental patients had been in contact with each-other

by aaaaaaaiiiiieoeoeoeo January 7, 2010

mental masturbator

A person who is not trying to enlighten anyone, they're trying to prove how intelligent they are without understanding the intelligence of their audience. They never get to understand their audience because they're to busy concentrating on their next brilliant statement.

I looked around the class and seen the look of confusion. Professor Smith is a mental masturbator. He is mentally masturbating over the heads of his students.

by tahirjahi July 8, 2010

mental gymnastics

Complex mental acrobatics done to quell one's cognitive dissonance.

That guy sure did some wild mental gymnastics just to justify his hate towards muslims.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 20, 2021

mental acrobatics

the act of resisting logic and reason, otherwise known as mental gymnastics.

John is performing an amazing feat of mental acrobatics by accepting that the world is flat.

by Ria_Dara July 21, 2019