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Cock Mechanic

A worker (woman) who is skilled in the use of cock. Who also repairs and maintains your cock. Well versed in the use of their hands and oral skills. Ability to dispose of fluid through the stomach is a must. Flexibility in many different positions while taking on a huge load and not cumming out too dirty is a prerequisite.
The Cock Mechanic came over last night to check the fluid level and maintain the nuts to make sure there still in a properly maintained condition.
by Ballz-on-ya October 8, 2008
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anal mechanic

A master at repairing asses. This process of "repairing" usually involves the penetration of the subject matter with a penis or other similar-shaped object, e.g. cucumber or hosepipe.

Can also be described as a rectal repairman.
"She wanted to try anal so I was a fuckin' (anal) mechanic out there."

"Go to hell you anal mechanic, you're making me sore!"

"Mate, I was such an anal mechanic last night, I had a fucking garage running."
by AIDS gay April 6, 2007
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mechlin

The best and most amazing person in the world great at Saxophone and gets all the bitches. He's a millionaire and is gaining billions in stocks a year he can never be beat and he looks down at the people he's better than
Mechlin is a great person and will always win at anything
by Mechlin November 30, 2017
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mechanical conversation

A mechanical conversation consists of small talk. Usually found on the internet, but sometimes comes between two aquaintances who are waiting for something or someone. It is usually very choppy and awkward.
"Nice day, huh?" - man 1

"Oh, uh, ya." - man 2

"I'm really enjoying the sunshine." - man 1

Man 2 nods in recognition to Man 1's statement. (if on internet it would usually be an 'lol')

{awkward silence}

"So ummm.... how 'bout them Red Socks?" - man 1

later

"I had a very mechanical conversation why i was waiting for you earlier." - man 2

"Really? Awkward." - man 2's friend.
by Chubby Raincloud July 20, 2008
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Mechho

(n). One who studies the night before the exam or Just before the exam and Aces it.
Wow! I Never Even Saw You Study ......But You Still got an A! You are definitely a Mechho Public.
by Hobilla May 30, 2009
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Mechiality

A strange alteration of beastiality for having sex with a cars exhaust pipe
Dude what the hell are you doing to my car?

oh relax man it's just a bit of Mechiality!!
by neosachiel July 24, 2009
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Mechwart

a wart of your mech, wartage of the mech.
Dude, whats that on your mech?
Idk bro I think it's a wart of some form!!!
It's, It's a MECHWART!!!
by yourMoM123456789101112 December 12, 2010
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