Mary
1.) A person who is usually someones "cousin" that is extrememly annoying, ditzy and Blonde. Mary is usually a code name for someone else and is used so that people can talk about that person in front of thier face, and they usually don't notice.
Girl #1: "OMG...mary is such a whore."
Girl #2: "I know, right."
Jamie (Mary): O, hey guys, who are you talking about?
Girl #1: "oh, just my cousin Mary from Ohio, not you."
Girl #2: "I know, right."
Jamie (Mary): O, hey guys, who are you talking about?
Girl #1: "oh, just my cousin Mary from Ohio, not you."
Mary by thefairestofthemall March 18, 2009
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