matloe matress

someone who has sex with many navy men , often these girls are underage

she shagged 6 navy men ,wat a matloe matress

by constipated-dildos October 8, 2009

metrosexual

A closetted gay man who enjoys maxing his credit cards, emptying his bank account and mortaging his house for the 11th time in his pursuit for the latest fashion items and beauty care products.

He enjoys being admired by just anyone, gay or straight, but claims to be nothing but straight.

Brad Pitt is a metrosexual

by MetroBoy April 27, 2005

matropolis

A theatrical account of the war between Matlab and Python in which scientists from around the world join together to improve science.

Matropolis was voted the best python and matlab related silent movie of all time.

by mwakanosya July 28, 2011

metrosexual

A gay man so deep in the closet, he finds Christmas presents.

"Is he gay?"
"No, he's a metrosexual."
"Tomahto, tomato."

by Squeed September 21, 2005

metrosexual

the first step that someone takes to become a homosexual

look dude he's becoming a metrosexual
yeah, that's the first step, before , he gets homo

by BeatBoX January 27, 2007

metrosexual

a man who has been bitten by another metrosexual, thereby showing all the characterisics of a woman or gay man. the metrosexual must feed on period blood three times a month to keep this disguise. often extreme cases begin to kiss men and wear designer womans shoes.

TIMBOLAY JIMBERS is a metrosexual to the nines

by Dread Pyrate Bonney March 18, 2005

Metrosensational

Derived from the word Metrosexual (meaning the appearance of being gay without actual homosexuality) used to describe a time you spend with a close friend that neither of you will tell to others in fear of being labeled as gay.

Situation:
Dude, last night was awesome (metrosensational) but don't tell James iight?

by WeakSauceyness September 18, 2010