Moist Milton

It's like a wet willy, but with the big toe. Moisten your big toe and stick it in an unsuspecting victim's ear.

"I'm going to give you a moist milton later."

by i_love_rollerskating October 9, 2022

Miltonite

a miltonite is a creature who lurks around milton skatepark smoking " weed " and generally just waisting its life

dude look at them there well miltonites all they do is get stoned

by joe arnfeld May 6, 2010

Milton Cleans

The clean guitar tone used by Milton Keynes based bands such as: Fell Silent, TesseracT, Hacktivist.

it's a twangy, ambient clean tone that usually has a pitch shifter added to it with the mix about half way.

As heard in "Immerse", "Acceptance", and other such songs

Djentfag 1: Those cleans on the new TesseracT album how do you get them?

Djentfag 2: oh what? the Milton Cleans?

by Djentfag November 9, 2012

milton union

Fucks Boys with lifted trucks

Them Milton Union kids fucked there trucks..... and there daddy's bought em!!!

by Real Rednecks April 18, 2018

Milton Keynes college

The most shithoused college in the UK.

Yo look at that retard over there, he prob goes Milton Keynes college

by catalyte May 17, 2021

Maxton

The literal definition of “short and sweet”. Sure he might be short. And stubborn a bit. And weird, but he has the biggest heart. He will share his hoodies with u, make sure ur ok, etc. He is also very cute and has nice hair. He loves to make other people laugh. U won’t never forget the first time u meet Maxton. If u date him, well then you are just the luckiest girl in the world. He will never break your heart. You will absolutely regret it if u leave him. He makes gay jokes with his bros but he promises he isn’t gay. If u have a Maxton in your life, keep him. Pls. Love u Max <3

*Maxton walks by*
Girl 1: “OMG IS THAT MAXTON!”
Girl 2: “ sure is”
Girl 1: “ he is soooo cuteeee”

by Kandance_withaK August 19, 2021

Post Malone

1. The only person in the world, who rides a horse in a music video with a 11th century armour and blue crocs.
2. The only person in the world, who squats on his own crashed Rolls-Royce and takes a badass picture to post it on Instagram.
3. A badass but very humble musician.

A: Did you hear about that singer, who sang the song "rockstar"? Post Malone is his name
B: I created a religion after this person.

by The Real Toast Malone August 10, 2020