High-maintenance friend

A high-maintenance friend is someone who needs intense, consistent time, emotional energy, and attention often. They frequently require constant reassurance, emotional support, and a safe space to be clingy. They need validation, immediate responsiveness, and priority status in your schedule. These people are not for those who cannot keep up, or give them that emotional contribution.

"I need a lot of attention because of my abandonment issues. I'm a high-maintenance friend"

by bunnidere January 22, 2026

loyalty-maintenance kissing

Major lips-and-tongue action shared for an extended period by da two members of a couple while one of said starry-eyed individuals is partaking of hot-'n'-heavy hijinks with a third individual; da purpose of said lusciously-smoochy interaction is to allow da engaged-in-lovies/intimacy person to reassure his/her main squeeze dat da romantic feelings between da two of them are not affected by said "current caresses 'n' cuddles" with this new person, but dat he is merely either expressing fondness for said third party, or accommodating da feelings/desires of said "spare tire" by "giving him some sugar" to help him feel satisfied 'n' supported emotionally.

An excellent example of loyalty-maintenance kissing would be if a hot chick is engaging in vigorous reverse-cowgirl action wif a well-hung dude whom she met at a sex-party, but has her smiling adoring face tilted upwards in a "Kiss me, big boy!" pose, and her other half is tenderly cradling her head in his hands and totally engaging wif her in passionate writhing-tongues face-sucking.

by QuacksO January 19, 2025

High maintenance

When you have beautiful Mother named Lynda

High maintenance may be Lynda’s nails are always perfect, lipstick not missing, pjs are LuLu

by Blondiesocal June 14, 2025

No Maintenance

A rare, mythical type of woman who makes “low-maintenance” look like high-maintenance.
Requires zero drama, zero effort, and somehow still manages to look like she stepped out of a skincare commercial.

“Bro, I thought she was low maintenance, then I met Zahara. That’s not low maintenance… that’s No Maintenance. Girl doesn’t even need Wi-Fi to vibe.”

by H4IZ August 23, 2025

No Maintenance

A rare, mythical type of woman who makes “low-maintenance” look like high-maintenance.
Requires zero drama, zero effort, and somehow still manages to look like she stepped out of a skincare commercial.

Bro, I thought she was low maintenance, then I met Zahara. That’s not low maintenance… that’s No Maintenance. Girl doesn’t even need Wi-Fi to vibe.

by H4IZ August 24, 2025

High Message Maintenance

Applies to someone who constantly needs to be messaged, via Messenger, WhatsApp etc.

Tania has such high message maintenance that I'm constantly on the phone messaging and can't get anything done.

by Jules350 November 14, 2019

Medium well maintenance

A woman who is not high maintenance nor low maintenance. She’s somewhere in the upper middle.

Flynn: Am I low or high maintenance?

Grant: You’re low maintenance.

Flynn: What about my social media?

Grant: You got me there! You social media is pretty high.

Flynn: So I guess I’m like medium maintenance?

Grant: More like Medium well maintenance.

Flynn: I prefer well done.

Grant: I rest my case.

by Brothaontheinside August 8, 2020