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Lyrical Miracle

A pejorative for rap lyrics that are super lame and corny but delivered with a sense of extreme confidence. Rappers who practice Lyrical Miracle songwriting often try to rap really fast and jump from topic to topic in their songs. As a result, many Lyrical Miracle artists often use a lot of words without actually saying anything.

Lyrical Miracle-style music is often associated with rappers and rap fans who are mentally stuck in the 90s or early 2000s and decry contemporary genre styles (such as trap, "mumble" rap or emo rap) as being "meaningless mainstream garbage" and not "real hip-hop". The irony of this is that the music they hold up as the genre's eternal gold-standard is usually jam packed with self-masterbation, complaints about "critics who just don't understand" the rapper's discography, and lame attempts at wordplay.

The term originates from the 2014 video "Bad Internet Rappers" by YouTuber Filthy Frank, in which comedian/musician George Miller/Joji makes fun of amateur rappers who create this type of song.
person 1: Hey did you hear the new Eminem single?

person 2: Lol nah, Eminem's been making Lyrical Miracle shit for what seems like forever. All his recent songs are just him angrily saying really lame puns without even a hint of self-awareness and complaining about people not liking the other albums where he's done this shit

lyrical beast 

one who has a way with rhyming, or is good at rapping.
OH SHIT SON...Snoopy-dizzle is a lyrical beast!
lyrical beast by 138651345 June 14, 2004
A very pretty girl who is moved by music. Very dedicated and passionate about what she does. A dancer with great style Usually with brown hair and brown eyes. A dreamer.
Wow look at that Lyrik. I wish I could dance like her!
Lyrik by Princesslyrik March 23, 2011

lyricbooking 

Using song lyrics in your facebook.com status. Often either inspirational, vague, and sometimes reflecting the situation you are in.
Dave:Let's do some shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots!!!!!!!!!!

Mike:lyricbooking that first
lyricbooking by Samuel J Steinmetz February 4, 2010

Lyricholic 

A person that cannot stop singing,typing or anything close to any sort of lyrics...
Person #1: "i'm chill'n, wood spinn'n
No Bentley's, Cadillac pimp'n
I'm cruis'n, hoes choose'n
That's cool cuz I'm Cadillac pimp'n
Spoke spinn'n, gold grill'n
Liquor spill'n, Cadillac pimp'n
Keep ride'n, car slid'n
That's cool cuz I'm Cadillac pimp'n"

(2 hours later)

Person #1: (Still singing the same song)

Person #2: She still singing that song? What a Lyricholic....
Lyricholic by Yoshimatics May 12, 2010

Lyrichologist 

An expert in writing music lyrics or raps.

A famous Music Writer.
You see, I'm a lyrichologist. I can rap about anything. - Quote From Malibu's Most Wanted (2003) when B-Rad was in Therapy.

Producer: I need you to come up with a chorus for me.
Artist: Don't worry, I'm a Lyrichologist! I can do it! :)
Lyrichologist by TehJMastuh April 7, 2013