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Lorich is a very sweet and hilarious person. She always has your back and will snatch peoples weave if she has to. She is a beautiful goddess and people will kneel before her. She is sometimes very petty but has her reasons. Everyone wants to be her. She is definitely not basic. She's very quirky.
Guy 1: oh nibba whos that snack over there
Guy 2: thats lorich and back off shes mine
lorich by onlyspeakthetruth304 July 15, 2019
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mr. lorch 

A mean teacher at mesa verde middle school and should be fired
Mr. Lorch made the new kid cry because the new kid got out of his chair
mr. lorch by Jorhenson33 August 1, 2017
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A feeling of emptiness and numbness combined to display a feeling of nothingness
I feel “Loric” after losing my job and family
Loric by SlyiO May 9, 2021
loric is an emotion depicting a sort of emptiness and happiness, for example:
"my friend has built something I hate but then something amazing happened which made my mind kind of empty, I felt loric."
Loric by Thalasin_plus_emotions_guy December 9, 2021
A dumbass asshole teacher that sucks titties and dicks
Man i hate mr.lorch
Loricas are the bestest friends you could have. Guys always love them but they're extremely rare and only the most blessed people get to meet one. Loricas are beautiful in every way, inside and out, and are always very loving and caring. Loricas are also very creative and inspirational.
I never want to let this Lorica go!
Lorica by shootermcgavin19 August 15, 2011

Lorch Effect 

The intoxicating sexual attraction felt towards an individual named Anthony Lorch. This attraction applies to heterosexual females and homosexual/bisexual males.
'Dude did you see that girl? She couldn't take her eyes off you?'
'Yeah, the Lorch effect at play again. It's autonomous'
Lorch Effect by Lorchay September 4, 2018
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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