Lesterday

Father; Have you seen my phone?

Daughter; Yeah I saw it in the bedroom lesterday.

In this instance she meant over a week.

by Bumbooo January 16, 2014

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mac luser

An apple mac user, and seeing as macs are crap, the people that use them are mac lusers

Jason: "Just got me an awesome deal for my mac at the apple store, can't wait to start using the features it has!"

Sanjay: "Bro, didn't you know that people with macs get castrated... you're such a mac luser"...

by swiftdeck August 9, 2009

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sweaty lester

When you are sexing a girl in her behind hole, and your bonus ball slap goes and gets stuck in her vagina (one or both balls). It comes out juicy.

bernard: hey peter, do you remember Barry with one ball?
Peter: yeah. We called him "One Ball Barry"
Bernard: I bet he has a gold medal in sweaty lesters.
Peter: Hell yeah.

by pozzletoff September 4, 2005

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Downtown Lester Brown

An uncommon slang term for "head", or the act of a male recieving oral pleasure.

I got some hot downtown lester brown on the weekend!

by Joe Bloggs August 22, 2004

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listerbate

{verb} Describes a pitiful male's autoerotic process of pouring Listerine on one's hand and/or penis before/during masturbation, usually not because of penile desensitization, but because the male is trying to simulate a listerjob.
(listerbated, listerbating, {noun} listerbation)

I decided to listerbate last night, but it burned like hell and my johnson got all sticky. Also, I spilled Listerine on my mattress, which now smells permanently like gargling.

by Leroy Brown 420 January 31, 2009

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