lotion slinger

Dude that beat his meat and sling lotion everywhere

Lotion slinger is yo sling lotion everywhere when ur beating ur meat

by Jesus Christ my lord and sav January 19, 2018

Motion lotion

A type of lubricant that is used for pulling wire or can also be used while tugging on your pencil dick. Also know as boy butter, soap and pookie!

"Hey Scott! Hurry up and bring that motion lotion over here and grab handfulls of it and rub it all over the wire while they start the tugger!"

"While Scott was busy working feeding the wire into the conduit, Jerry was rubbing his own motion lotion all over a girl's minge to bang one out inside her pussy!

by 💦ON YOUR FACE September 12, 2022

lotion night

when a male's parents leave for multiple hours and the male decides that he wants to jack off. He thus finds lotion to use which in turn makes his session last longer and feel better. it usually takes a night because the first go around was so great he decides to go a second or third time.

what did you do last saturday night

it was not saturday night it was lotion night

oh...what movie did they see

by lotion night every night March 10, 2012

big baby lotion

Jayson Hariston sometimes Justin.

Big Baby Lotion got girls.

by Sab´vea June 7, 2017

perpetual lotion

The act of jerking off indefinitely, self-powered by your own jerking off. There is no energy loss in this scenario, so it could hypothetically run forever, much like a perpetual motion machine.

I called my buddy but no answer. He's probably stuck in perpetual lotion.

by hibbityjibbity March 5, 2020

pizza lotion

Ranch used as a pizza dip.
Also known as Pizzalosh.

My wife smothers her pizza in Pizza Lotion!

by Tom Skarret December 21, 2019

lotion bowling

The act of sliding lotion across the floor as if you were bowling.

"ha ha ha i'm lotion bowling over here!"

by lotion_god October 11, 2022