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lobster lips

An exceptionally pink vagina very crusty like lobster lips
Her lobster lips were too nasty to eat out
by Gcarr21 February 17, 2015
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lobster knob

When an erect penis has experienced a high frequency of masturbation within a small timeframe.

Resulting in a penis with a resemblance to the color of a cooked lobster.
Jake and Josh were at the pub, Jake turned to Josh after a busy day of masturbation and described his penis as having lobster knob.
by Bunch ‘O Cunts January 30, 2018
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Lobster Potting

When older gentlemen take younger men out on a boat for intercourse at sea.
All these new sexy graduates, we’ll need to take them out for some lobster potting.
by Concerned Fisherman October 12, 2018
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Lobstercocking

The act of lying to mess with someone. Patronizing. Just messing around. "Cappin".
Do we have to read this whole chapter or are you just Lobstercocking. why are you Lobstercocking with me i know my crush dosen't like me. He is a simp im not even Lobstercocking with you. I'm so shlimpy not even lobstercocking.
by lil badger February 5, 2020
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Logster

An awesome person named Logan. He is pretty cool so give him a high-five.
"Have you seen the Logster recently" "I heard he was apprehended in Uzbekistan for eight Russian counts of 'manslaughter'"
by DaLogster January 4, 2021
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Loitergate

On January 6, 2021, a group of protestors supporting President of the United States Donald Trump's attempts to overturn the 2020 United States presidential election stormed the United States Capitol. After breaching multiple police perimeters, they caused damage to and occupied parts of the building for several hours. The protestors may have been incited by comments made by Trump and his allies at an earlier rally.16 The storming led to evacuations and lockdowns of the Capitol building, and it disrupted a joint session of the United States Congress that had assembled to count the electoral votes and formalize Joe Biden's election victory.

Trump reacted slowly to the storming, was initially "delighted" over it,20 first resisting sending the National Guard to quell the violent mob,37 and eventually praising the rioters as "great patriots" and telling them to "go home in peace" while reiterating false claims of election fraud.3839

By January 8, the Department of Justice had announced that charges of rioting, seditious conspiracy, and insurrection were under consideration.50 The major security failure led to the resignation or ouster of the three top Capitol Hill security officials. On January 8, draft articles of impeachment of Trump for "incitement of insurrection" were circulated in Congress.51
Source: Wikipedia / 2021 storming of the United States Capitol

Donald Trump is also a withered squashblossom.

Source: Gestures broadly
Did you see the news? Donald Trump got the Georgia's finest Gravy SEALS to storm the United States Capitol. It's Loitergate!
by Tammy 2 Lips January 8, 2021
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Lobster Special

You know them boys ordering the Lobster Special down there on the farm, right?
by Almond Terror June 21, 2021
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