lay down the murder game

To participate in the act of killing ones rivals, former friends, or any punk muthafucka who who talks shit, or double crosses them.

Yo that nigga Calvin was talking shit so i had to lay down the murder game down real quick and that nigga is invisible now.

by Money Making Mitch May 29, 2011

lay pipe

To have sex or bone.

I really have to lay some pipe!

by caesar December 9, 2003

Valentine's Lay

The sex you get after spending $1209457863145 on your wife/gf or being extra sensitive or cuddly or whatever on Valentine's Day.

I bought my girl two dozen roses, some diamonds n shit, a pajamagram, and all this other gay stuff but I got the Valentine's Lay afterwards which was def worth it.

by CDOC Rahfeer February 14, 2009

dead lay

Someone (male or female) that is so bad at sex you may as well be fucking a corpse, although a corpse may sometimes be more lively. These types are usually fairly easy to spot by the lack of personality. They are usually followers.

Female dead lays: from beginning to end, she just lays there, no expression or movement, unless it's that of boredom. You may want to check in between to see if she's awake. ;)

Male dead lays: Usually those that are too lazy to put any effort into it. Kinda like a quickie, but with only one person putting any effort into it. Most "nice guys" fit into this category.

by 696 May 12, 2006

lay mud

to drop a big dirty shit

mick said to darren if you dont get out of the toilet im gonna lay mud on your head

by bosch June 4, 2004

lay a hump

to take part in sexual intercourse; to fuck.

Oh baby, when I get home from work tonight I'm gonna lay a hump in you!

by Katiekatlovesherrat February 10, 2009

Lay beef

to lay beef or the act of laying beef is when a person and or persons fart, poop, or shart, without telling the other people in the room.

"glenn was laying beef while the rest of us sat by watching tv unsuspectingly"

" I was about to lay beef in the middle of a speech, but decided to hold it in."

by JERANIMAL July 19, 2009