Landorus

A legendary Pokémon that is hell to deal with competitively.

Landorus therian form should be banned

by Sandman64 April 27, 2022

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Landon

Litterally the one who weilds the biggest weenie of all fucking time. he will smack his 90 inch dick across your face and you will be wanting to suck it forevr. He also avoids taxes like a fucking gigachad along with dropkicking his children into the fucking space after he found out he has over a million dollars of unpayed child support. This guy also likes big black booty men jumping on his face, but who doesnt. This guy is the greatest guy to exist, you should definitly eat and cook his nutsack.

damn, thATs landon, quick, run before he smacks you with his big booty ass and cock
no, i like it, says Riley (Gay ass nigga)

by Big fat ass eater 6969 May 2, 2022

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landover baptist

The soil that covers the grave of a member of the Baptist faith.

After Pastor Jeremiah died, his coffin was placed in a freshly dug hole, which was then filled in with landover baptist.

by Led Zeppole November 8, 2003

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Landon

Landon. Its the name that describes the most amazing person you will ever meet. Though a tempermental kind of person, he is also very thoughtful and giving. He is the best friend you've always needed..and the most amazing lover you could ever dream of. He has big dreams and high expectations. He's not afraid of anything. Landon is quite the man.

Friend #1 "Girl, I need a man! Not a boy..A MAN!"
Friend #2 "Girl, what you need is a Landon!!"

by ureverything February 5, 2010

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