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lamp army

Guy 1: NEW RYAN VIDEO!

Guy 2: Yay!! Let's watch!

Guy 1: We're totally from the Lamp Army
by Awesomegirl07 September 22, 2013
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Shit Lamp

A bitch ass who argues about anything, at anytime. Most of the Shit Lamps out there, are mostly a dick sucking thot.
"Look at Josh. He's doing it again. He's such a Shit Lamp"

"Calm down David. Quit being a Shit Lamp."
by Retarded_Bull June 20, 2019
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Lamp Post

A taunting word. Its suggestive, but it doesn't have a meaning other than a simple lamp post. Its used for fun, to see how far the oblivious member of the group can go with elaborating about "Lamp Posts".
Person 1: "Haha, thats a big lampost!"
Oblivious Person: "Yeah, I bet you do like that big lamp post! Get it? Get it? Eh...?"
by Amber F April 27, 2008
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beating the lamp

massaging the tip of your penis then sticking your finger in the hole to plug the cum up and it inflates to the shape of a lampshade.
I got an infection from beating the lamp.
by viva_vagina October 30, 2007
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pineapple lamp

"Hey, dude, that lamp has pineapples on it. It's such a pineapple lamp."
by Bobolini Patterson August 17, 2006
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lamp out

Girl:What you want to do?
Other Girl:Im so tired ima lamp out.
by AskAround February 16, 2008
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Lava Lamp

A light that protects you from the dark in a groovy way
Stephanie: I think Mckay put it there......(lava lamp)
Nicole: your just afraid of the dark :p
by Nickyelf-migero March 11, 2011
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