A pre-run exercise created by Leroy Lockhorn done not unlike a normal lunge, but spelling Leroy in every set. Every time you lunge, you spell one letter in the name 'Leroy'. e.g. - 'L' on the left, 'E' on the right, and so on alternating until the name is spelled. Also, the lunge is very often lengthened so its a stretch as well as a lunge. Its a great way to warm up for jogging. Take it from a former Hawaii Warrior, the Leroy Lunge rocks!
Leroy: Should I go for a run today? If I'm gonna run, I better do my Leroy Lunge! (he starts lunging: 'L' - 'E' - 'R' - 'O' - 'Y') Easy there, streeetch into it!
Stan: Wow! What's that? That's better than my Stanley S. What is it?
Leroy: Well, its my Leroy Lunge. Its this warm up stretch I do. Its awesome! Why don't we try it. With you we should spell 'Stanley' instead of 'Leroy'.
Stan: (trying the Leroy Lunge) 'S' - 'T' - 'A' - 'N' - 'L' - 'E' - 'Y' Wow! That really works.
Leroy: Well, don't you love it? See, the longer you hold it the more stretch you get. Just remember not to do it all at once. You've got to ease into this thing.
Stan: I'll have to show Rabbit. She'll love it too. This is crazy!
Leroy: Well, you want your legs as soft as a sponge, try stretching them with the Leroy Lunge! Let's get going!
Stan: Wow! What's that? That's better than my Stanley S. What is it?
Leroy: Well, its my Leroy Lunge. Its this warm up stretch I do. Its awesome! Why don't we try it. With you we should spell 'Stanley' instead of 'Leroy'.
Stan: (trying the Leroy Lunge) 'S' - 'T' - 'A' - 'N' - 'L' - 'E' - 'Y' Wow! That really works.
Leroy: Well, don't you love it? See, the longer you hold it the more stretch you get. Just remember not to do it all at once. You've got to ease into this thing.
Stan: I'll have to show Rabbit. She'll love it too. This is crazy!
Leroy: Well, you want your legs as soft as a sponge, try stretching them with the Leroy Lunge! Let's get going!
by Dusty's Baby Powder August 17, 2011
A term for any illness or sickness that quickly spreads throughout a work environment. Usually a bronchial infection, it is normally caused by a virus or highly resistant infectious bacteria. Normally Joann Lung is very difficult to recover from, resulting in the loss of work and vital PTO. Joann Lung, also known as "Joann's Plague", "The J Plague", or simply "J Lung" may be anything from the common cold to aids. When exposed, one should always assume that at the very least they have contracted SARS, or XAR Tuberculosis. The original "Joann Lung" was a highly infectious and resistant bronchial infection, which spread through several Utah medical labs, hospitals and local businesses. The original carrier, being a modern day "Typhoid Mary", went by the name of Joann. Hence the term Joann Lung, later shortened to The J Plague by local residents.
Example 1: Office Worker 1: Dude, did you hear Johnny hacking it up earlier? I just know I'm gonna get Joann Lung.
Office Worker 2: Wrod, it's probably the SARS.
OW1: Wrod. We're Fuct.
OW2: No doubt.
Office Worker 2: Wrod, it's probably the SARS.
OW1: Wrod. We're Fuct.
OW2: No doubt.
by Infamous Lunchbox August 05, 2007
by will crowell June 19, 2006
When a Jake dares somebody in his biology class to lick a lung, but instead ends up licking the lung himself, he is known as a lung licker.
Jake: I dare someone to lick that lung!
Robbie: No, wtf, I'm trying to get on with my experiment
Jake: Fine, I'll lick it then
Robbie: Jake you're such a lung licker
Robbie: No, wtf, I'm trying to get on with my experiment
Jake: Fine, I'll lick it then
Robbie: Jake you're such a lung licker
by droneon December 16, 2011
When, on the odd occasion, instead of a women giving a blowjob and swallowing the spunk she instead inhales it. The spunk then enters the lung and can cause coughing.
by ressler May 14, 2009
Urban legend. Smoking marijuana sprayed with paraquat has no ill effects. The myth was propagated by anti-drug activists to deter the smoking of pot in general.
Gullible Moron: Oh shit, I hope I don't have the paraquat lung from this shwagg
Enlightened Skeptic: Don't worry, that's just a myth constructed by the fascists and religious fundamentalists who want to legislate morality.
Enlightened Skeptic: Don't worry, that's just a myth constructed by the fascists and religious fundamentalists who want to legislate morality.
by Buck Turgidson May 08, 2007
-Dude, how was the comedy show last night?
- Pretty funny, up until some fucker shit a lung at the table next to me.
- Pretty funny, up until some fucker shit a lung at the table next to me.
by tinywhitecock April 06, 2010