lonely handles

Rolls of fat, love handles, around the waist of people with no one to love.

Since my brother's gf left him, his love handles shall now be referred to as lonely handles.

by Mister Knut October 11, 2012

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Lonely Lobster

A person(most commonly female)who engages in meaningless conversations with the nearest person to her, she will not really notice if you dont answer and will threaten to beat you if you call her mother and old man. But the problem is fixed if you tell her she is pretty and has nice breasts. A lonely lobster will follow you around and stare at you untill u make it certain to her that her presence is not enjoyable. She will give u bitch face and then walk away. This will take several tries for the Lonely Lobster to end this following trend.

Person1: "I love you"
Person2: "I love you too"
*kisses*
Lonely Lobster: "Aww how cute, do u wanna go get some breakfast with me??"
Person1: "Do i know you?"
LL: "Oh hi im Emilee!!!"
Person1: "ok"
Person2: "yeah can u go away now"
LL: *bitchface* "Fine i guess i wont be friends with you"

by [PissMagic420] July 7, 2008

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Lonely birthday

On your birthday you put numbered candles in your dad’s asshole and light them. As your dad’s moaning from the hot wax dripping into his asshole you fuck your mom. When your about to cum you ejaculate all over the candles in your dads ass giving him instant relief and a great orgasm.

Hey dad can we do a lonely birthday tonight I’m feeling down.

by Silly skank January 13, 2023

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lonely sandwich

The act of cutting the zipper off of a plastic sandwich bag, squirting lubricant into it, placing the plastic bag into the microwave for 4-6 seconds, placing the bag between the cushions of a couch, and proceeding to then fuck the couch silly. Usually done by lonely virgins.

Guy 1: Dude, I lonely sandwiched like three times last night.

Guy 2: You're a sick bastard. You seriously need to get laid.

by otacon33 July 13, 2010

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