A person who is weird, annoying and you don't want to make eye contact with in fear of their crazy rant. A person who looks like they have lived in the area their whole life.
by Tonkosaurus July 22, 2020
Get the local wildlifemug. A local broker or stock broker, insurance guy etc. typically works outside of NYC and major financial locations. They arrive at the office at around 9:30 and leave at 4. They show lackluster performance and are typically not real guys. Prob work at Edward Jones and are out of shape.
While your local broker is at the bowling alley drinking Pats Blue Ribbon, I'm trading futures on the Nikeii .
by RealGuy113 August 24, 2017
Get the local brokermug. Internet local: someone who uses stan twitter language unironically, blindly follows trends on the internet, listen to "indie music" (Billie Ellish, Rex Orange County, Clairo, Mac Demarco), most likely watches Shane Dawson, Emma Chamberlain, or David Dobrik, shops at the thrift store, Unif, Urban Outfitters, wears an outfit consisting of: a thrifted windbreaker, mom jeans, one or more scrunchies, and a dad cap, and only takes Instagram photos for the "aesthetic".
Normal person: “H-“
Internet local : “You should listen to Billie Ellish sHe'S sO uNDeRaTeD”
Internet local:“Have you watch the new Shane Dawson docu-series? It had me SHOOK!”
Internet local: “I edit my by pictures on Instagram by using my vintage polaroid camera. It looks way more retro and 𝓪𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓽𝓲𝓬”
Internet local: “ugh tea”
Internet local: “Did I tell you that you should listen to to Billie Ellish?”
Internet local: “iM nOt LiKe OtHeR giRLs!”
Internet local : “You should listen to Billie Ellish sHe'S sO uNDeRaTeD”
Internet local:“Have you watch the new Shane Dawson docu-series? It had me SHOOK!”
Internet local: “I edit my by pictures on Instagram by using my vintage polaroid camera. It looks way more retro and 𝓪𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓽𝓲𝓬”
Internet local: “ugh tea”
Internet local: “Did I tell you that you should listen to to Billie Ellish?”
Internet local: “iM nOt LiKe OtHeR giRLs!”
by catherinegrace1 January 16, 2019
Get the Internet Localmug. the exact opposite of locally hated except it's just making fun of the people who get made fun of *locally*
P1: Dude did you see that guy with the "locally hated" sticker?
P2: Nah bro, I only made fun of his truck ONE TIME.
P1: I guess you're a local hater.
P2: Nah bro, I only made fun of his truck ONE TIME.
P1: I guess you're a local hater.
by jessica worstershire October 24, 2019
Get the local hatermug. An extension for the popular Urban Dictionary entry Slit; which refers to women & their vagina's;
Local Slit is another derogatory word to describe the local "talent" or "ladies" referring to their only useful features, in a certain locale when referring to a town, area or place.
Local Slit is another derogatory word to describe the local "talent" or "ladies" referring to their only useful features, in a certain locale when referring to a town, area or place.
Hey bro, did you want to come out to that party in Corio tonight and check out the local slit?
or
"How'd you go last night mate, any luck?" "Fuck yeah mate, got me some of that local slit last night"
or
"How'd you go last night mate, any luck?" "Fuck yeah mate, got me some of that local slit last night"
by Butch23 February 22, 2022
Get the Local slitmug. by Big Z2495 October 21, 2018
Get the Union Localmug. by MiLKK_ March 4, 2009
Get the Local Moshermug.