Compulsive Liar

Someone who lies constantly no matter how fruitless or insignificant the lie may be. They lie about everything. Sometimes even to try and have a "cool" persona and they may or may not believe their own lies are true, like a pathological liar.

Tanner: I live in a ten story house and have 4 maids
James: ....yeah okay.
Tanner: I knocked a girl up once and I've got a baby.
James: ...I'm sure.
Tanner: I just got into a knife fight with a man that broke into my house and I wooped his ass ..but I need stiches!
James: Yeah right. Shouldn't you be in the hospital then? let me see your wound..
Tanner: Ah, man, you don't wanna see it. its pretty gross.
James: You're a compulsive Liar

by pseudonymismynamee May 30, 2009

Gary Larson

A tennis term meaning "the far side". Since Gary Larson wrote The Far Side comics.

You guys take the close side of the court, i always play better on Gary Larson anyway.

by Sulleyvan March 18, 2008

liar

someone who constantly has to make things up to make themself look better.

Rob cannot fart on command, he is such a liar

by Dr. Schmock September 20, 2006

study liar

A person who claims to study for exams much less than they actually do.

She said she only studied 30 minutes for that midterm. She's such a study liar!

by Bungalow Bill February 22, 2002

brb-liar

Someone who says "be right back" in an instant messaging session and never returns, or returns hours/days later.

"You brb-liar! You've been gone for a week!"
"He's such a BRB liar. You won't hear from him again until Thursday"

by CoachW February 6, 2008

underage beer liaison

Usually a twixter, above legal drinking age, who buys beer for underage kids in return for admission to their parties. First mentioned in a Saturday Night Live Skit.

"You are such a lose, you live in your parents basement and you don't even have a job!"
"I do so, I'm an underage beer liaison!"

by ED March 16, 2005

Liar Alarm

Noun

A person who REALLY knows when people lie and tells them to their face.

man 1: I'm not gonna be here on saturday *giggles while looking at man 3 play DooM instead of making eye contact and being honest*

Man 2: (I know he's lying.) YOU LIE!

Man 3: OOH! The Liar Alarm is going off! *punches man 1 for lying*

by Buzzed Lightbeer February 6, 2006