A leprechaun with leprosy.
"After getting leprosy and watching his lucky charms fall off, Lucky the Leperchaun wandered the town ringing a small bell, crying 'Unclean!'."
by Aaaooo! April 4, 2004
Get the leperchaun mug.A condition whereby the sufferer is under the impression they have Irish ancestry despite the fact neither there mother or father have any Irish ancestors. It commonly afflicts young white English individuals of upper-middle class status who realise that in-bred, illegitimate,web-toed royal ancestry isn't that trendy anymore and therefore self diagnose themselves with this condition of leprechaunitis.
Bristol university student on 17th March " Doctor, I have an uncontrollable urge to go to the pub tonight in a fucking stupid green hat, order pints of Guinness that I hate, and pretend that my grandad was called paddy"
Doctor " don't worry, you are just suffering from leprechaunitis, I imagine by midnight or before a real Irish person might kick some fucking reality in to your head"
Doctor " don't worry, you are just suffering from leprechaunitis, I imagine by midnight or before a real Irish person might kick some fucking reality in to your head"
by Norrineye February 2, 2018
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Guy 1- "Dude! This one chick's dad totally looks mexican, but her mom's irish......the hottie looks like both....how does that work?"
Guy 2- "Ah, she must be a leprecano ."
Guy 2- "Ah, she must be a leprecano ."
by Leprecana ;) October 12, 2012
Get the Leprecano mug.a wee green man (not to be confused with alien) that comes from ireland. They are often found pissed from drinking too much quality irish drink or smoking to much 'ganjabhang', and if they are found in this way it is likely the leprachaun gives away his gold treasure and good luck. Leprachauns are impossible to catch and even harder to see. If you do see one - you're pissed.
'jesus mary and holy saint joseph - did I just see a wee leprachaun??'
'No ferghal, that would be your cousin.'
'No ferghal, that would be your cousin.'
by Colette February 21, 2004
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Get the leprecunt mug.A ladprechaun is a midget chav/lad at the end of a rainbow, however, instead of hoarding a pot of gold, their pot, contains only pot, knives and Nike, they will attack you should you find them, they are commonly dressed in green Nike and Adidas clothing, when not guarding their pot of pot, knives and Nike they will hang around in malls, asking someone for a light, their national language is Pig Latin.
Person 1: Hey look a rainbow! We'll find gold!
Person 2: no! Wait, there's a ladprechaun there! you'll get stabbed!
Ladprechaun: Stay away from me lucky shanks!
Person 2: no! Wait, there's a ladprechaun there! you'll get stabbed!
Ladprechaun: Stay away from me lucky shanks!
by The Ladprechaun April 9, 2010
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