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rice krispy toasted

My boy took two fat tokes from the bazong and is now rice krispy toasted

Kentucky Krispy Slap

The act of shitting in your pants then removing them and slapping someone across the face with them.
My friend gave me a Kentucky Krispy slap because I would not peg him at a fundraiser.

Japanese Rice Krispy 

getting at least 10 "midget: Women and Ejaculating on their face, butt, and in their vagina
" I pulled the Japanese Rice krispy on that ho"

Japanese Rice Krispy 

Where you collect atleast a week worth of semen then grab around 10-20 midget Asian females and pour it all over their face and naked body
Hari wants to do the Japanese Rice Krispy with County

Back at it again at Krispy Kreme 

What you say whilst holding a Krispy Kreme paper hat before doing a back handspring into kicking a sign off the wall.
Guy holding paper hat: Back at it again at Krispy Kreme
Guy holding paper hat: (kicks sign)

Kristy Crust 

The yellowish chlamydia juice that crusts around your penis after sex with a bar whore prostitute.
Hey Sean what do you think about that skank from the bar? Well I need some help with the Kristy Crust. Damn dude you should have just pounded your pud.

Palmer: Dude what is that fishy smell?

Sean: I have Kristy Crust and it's bad.