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The Keystone Effect

The Keystone Effect: a crowd-pleasing, hard-rocking, party-starting, energetic rock band based at the University of Connecticut
I got laid at "The Keystone Effect" concert last night.
by Dr. Shasta Kielbasa March 19, 2009
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Kenton

Secretly Satan's child who is sexy, amazing, funny, skinny, weird, amazing in bed, NOT SINGLE, and a Jesus lover
Girl; dat Kenton iz s0 sxy.
Kenton; oh fo sho gurl.
by MrsEfron June 21, 2010
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Michael Keaton

Michael John Douglas (born September 5, 1951), better known by the stage name Michael Keaton, is an American actor who became popular for his early comedic film roles, most notably his performance as the title character of Tim Burton's Beetlejuice, and later gained international fame for his dramatic portrayal of Bruce Wayne / Batman in Tim Burton's Batman and Batman Returns. He has appeared in various other films, including Night Shift, Mr. Mom, Clean and Sober, Pacific Heights and Jackie Brown, and has also provided voicework for Pixar's Cars and Toy Story 3.
Michael Keaton's career was given another major boost when he was again cast by Tim Burton, this time as the titular comic book superhero of the 1989 blockbuster Batman. Burton cast him because he thought that Keaton was the only actor who could believably portray someone who has the kind of darkly obsessive personality that the character demands. Warner Bros. received thousands of letters of complaint by fans commenting that Keaton was the wrong choice to portray Batman, given his prior work in comedies and the fact that he lacked the suave, handsome features and tall, muscular physicality often attributed to the character in the comic books. However, Keaton's dramatic performance earned widespread acclaim from critics and audiences alike, and Batman became one of the most successful films of the year.
According to Les Daniels' reference book, Batman: The Complete History, Keaton wasn't surprised when he was first considered as Batman as he initially believed the film would be similar to the 1960s television series starring Adam West. It was only after he was introduced to Frank Miller's comic book mini-series, The Dark Knight Returns, that Keaton really understood the dark and brooding side of Batman that he portrayed to much fan approval. Keaton later reprised the role in the sequel Batman Returns (1992), which was another critically acclaimed success, though also controversial for being darker than the previous film.

Source: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Keaton
by The Centurion May 30, 2013
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keystone

A very inexpensive beer purchased and consumed by trailer trash and frat boys everywhere. Probably manufactured in prison toilets.
Matt: "Hey Ryan, I have a couple of bucks. Enough for some Keystone! Let's go get wasted and make out with each other!"
by Ice Cold January 22, 2005
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Keystone Heights

Full of a bunch of obnoxious people, a lot of rich people live here who think they are privileged just because they have more money, a lot of people are turning gay because you cant trust anyone out of your sex. All the 14 year olds are going out and having sex because we have nothing better to do. Mainly all the popular girls have a thigh gap bigger than the Grand Canyon and get mad when they dont get the new iPhone 7. Full of rednecks also and a bunch of Trump supporters. The only good thing about Keystone is when you get to leave.
We dont even have to go to Arizona to see the Grand Canyon, we can just look at her thighs! - people of Keystone Heights
by Idekjustmadethistopostsomethin January 19, 2017
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keaton bull

the best guy-friend a girl could ever wish for. hes always there for you when you need him and he will always cheer you up. gives the best hugs ever, is quite attractive and tall. loves gaming but will stop everything hes doing and come talk to you if you ask. you will almost definately fall for him at some point in your friendship. he is just plain amazing. <3 =
girl 1 - "who'd you walk home with?"
girl 2 - "keaton bull. he was making me laugh the whole way!"
girl 1 - "he sounds like a great person"
girl 2 - "oh he is! and he give the best hugs too!"
by insane... =P June 8, 2011
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Keystone Kettle

A fart trapped in a toilet by its lid and discovered later by an unsuspecting user.

Named after the keystone miners of Pennsylvania who would go deep in the coal mines and shit in buckets. The smell would linger long after the mines would be closed.
"OMG, Matt, that's disgusting!!"

"Oh, sorry about that keystone kettle Kathy."
by ToeBang August 30, 2016
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