Kellerping

When a particularly troublesome friend decides to insert angst and Difficult difficult lemon difficult actions into an otherwise peaceful conversation and or group activity.

"OMG STACY, STAP Kellerping all over my fun times."

by mookadooos July 12, 2018

keller

Keller is a super nice guy who will always be there for you. He overthinks everything and you constantly need to remind him of how amazing he is. Lots of people are jealous of him so they are rude to him but in reality they want to be him. If you have a Keller friend, keep them by your side and always be there for them. They will do anything for you and are always there to help.

I made a new friend today! His name is Keller and he is absolutely amazing!

by Anonymous5 September 8, 2019

Hellen Kellered

When you pull a lower vehicle into a spot with a curb and feel your way forward until you hit something.

Collin Powell totally Hellen Kellered that curb with his $97K Fisker Karma.

by Jalopnik December 26, 2011

Helen Keller Deuce

Taking a shit in pitch black darkness because you've been at it so long that the motion sensor lights went off.

I was playing words with friends for so long on the john that I ended up taking a 20 minute Helen Keller Deuce.

by Overtheline89 November 14, 2014

Swellen Keller

A gym rat or other fitness enthusiast that has no concept of gym etiquette or personal space, so they clearly must be blind and deaf, like Helen Keller. Often seen re-racking weights wrong or not at all, crowding the racks or benches, and curling in a squat rack.

Swellen Keller over there put the 25's behind the 45's, then put four 10's in front of those!

by Cjraburn February 18, 2015

Helen Keller

When your girlfriend is giving you head, you quickly clap your thighs over her ears and poke her in the eyes, thus making her blind deaf and mute....just like Helen Keller.

Douchebag 1: "Bro, what's wrong with you today, you look hurt?"
Douchebag 2: "My gf bit my cock last night just because I gave her a Helen Keller...."

by Dr. Centaur April 14, 2015

Helen Keller Blow Job

A sexual act / specific form of fellatio where a penis is inserted into a recipient's mouth while simultaneously plugging the recipient's ears with the index fingers.

"She couldn't hear a word I was saying as I pumped her mouth, because it was a Helen Keller Blow Job"

by Kitchen captain May 25, 2016