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The diapered kicking donkey

A sex position where you feed a women a full pack of laxatives without them know and put a diaper on them. You then ram your chc through the diaper penetrative, while in doggy style their anal cavity fucking the shit out of them, literally. While pounding from the rear the male partner viciously hammer fists the back if the women's neck sending a muscle reaction through the body forcing the women to kick her legs out (like and angry donkey). When finished your coital act, roll the female over onto her back and proceed to change her diaper like you would a new born baby.
"oh my God Miranda and I tried out the diapered kicking donkey last night, it was scrumptious"

"What's a diapered kicking donkey?"
"gather 'round children"
by Rc979797 July 13, 2015
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kicking daisies

The worst band in history that comes from the Connecticut region. Made up of children who can't sing or dance but still shows their ugly faces on TV. They're horrible and they know it!!!!!!!
" Yo by brother killed himsef cuz he got that band stuck in his head

" Must be the kicking daisies"
by morrow5657 December 15, 2011
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Kicking Goals

Taken from australian rules football, where kicking goals is an achievement and a thing to be congratulated about.

However, when used 'kicking goals' basically means the opposite to the above definition and that the person is a failure of life.
'Dude, i ripped 100 cones last night!' says friend.
'Wow, you are kicking goals from 100 metres!' says me.

'I failed maths, haha' says friend
'KICKING THEM!!' says me
by thegoalkicker July 25, 2010
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kicking

I was just kicking your ass
by Krkič February 28, 2020
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kicking back

"I thought you'd be kicking back today", in light of the midnight crash between the motorcycle, the go-kart, and two ostriches.

(kicking back comes from the Latin ~ Balagopalottoknicker meaning lean back, put your feet on the old balago ottoman, and stick your hand in your shorts)

When you "kick back", "kick it back", or "kick it" what you are doing is relaxing.

One night, German, Fredrick the Glob threw his legs up on his out of work Cossack butler who was gathering cold klinkers off the floor, while wearing a bear skin coat. Fredrick sighed and said, "GUTTEN KOSAK".

A passing Englishman, by the name of John Wasserman (which means man who pass much water from only one beer) thought he had said hassack. Wasserman rushed home to England and threw a sheepskin over a strumpet. Whenever Wasserman was kicking back and havin a cold Leinenkugel's from Bavaria, he would bellow, "HASSACK", and the stumpet came running with the sheepskin blanket.

Englishman, David Stool improved on the hassack. Stool was a furniture maker, and began manufacturing a padded piece to match his chairs. Thus was born the Foot Stool.

I know this to be English. One night in a London bar filled with the village people, I heard one man say to another, in a very cockney accent, "May I push your stool in."

Just a tidbit. In 1650, during the Reformation, English law decreed it illegal to keep strumpets at home any longer. Sales of Foot Stools increased greatly, and David Stool became a Hundredaire.
Anyhow, back to the meaning of kicking back, if you are sitting at home with your friends doing absolutely nothing, you can say that you are "just kicking it". This expression is considered to be slang and therefore used only in informal contexts.

Here are a few examples;

*After the exam, my friends and I kicked it at home last night.

*Some people complain that most government employees go to the office, just kick it back until they have to go home.

*This expression has more or less the same meaning as "chill out".

*I have a new foot stool and I'm kicking back tonight with a cold Leinenkugel.
by The Bushwacker June 29, 2016
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Kicking it in the sticks

by Shaggycj7 January 12, 2017
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