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war knees

War Knees is when ones knees are completely fucked up as a result of shooting at ISIS during this crazy shit war.
"SORRY MAN, I CAN'T PLAY FOOTBALL WITH Y'ALL...I HAVE WAR KNEES."
by WarKnees April 23, 2017
mugGet the war kneesmug.

Knee steer

When you use your *knee* to *steer* the steering wheel of a car

Used mostly when you have better things to do with your hands than to turn the wheels of your car.

Handy for eating, changing CD:s, putting on makeup etc..
Also great for air guitaring those awesome solos!
P1: So i was driving home from work the other day and the radio started playing Freebird!
P2: So what you did?!?
P1: No sweat. I just knee steered for 5 minutes.
by B0hem July 28, 2010
mugGet the Knee steermug.

sex knees

1. the bruises on your knees from giving head.

2. the scraps and bruises on your knees from grinding in the "on top" position
girl: OW! look at my knees! they're bruised as hell.

boy: but weren't those sex knees so worth it?
by indubiately April 19, 2009
mugGet the sex kneesmug.

Knee fuck

when someone (preferbly female) bends their knee forming a crease between the thigh and calf, the penis is then inserted inside this crease. you then hump it rythmycally until a climax is reached
she was too tired for me to fuck her normally so i knee fucked her, damn it was so good
by gangsta ass pepsi hater May 10, 2004
mugGet the Knee fuckmug.

An arrow to the knee

An overused joke/reference to Skyrim. It goes by: "I used to do/be/have/etc. a <whatever you used to do/be/have/etc>, but then I took an arrow to the knee."

Most of the time, it it completely unrelated and makes you look like an idiot.
1. I used to have a house, but I took an arrow to the knee.
2. I used to write "arrow to the knee jokes", but I took an arrow to the knee.
by AwesomeGuy123456 January 2, 2012
mugGet the An arrow to the kneemug.

Drop Knee

Drop the Knee. the refined art form of riding a board. Style, Porwer, Control and at one with the wave. For those who posess the skill.

-not to be confused with Donkey Kong
"Paul Roach rips at DK"
by Jimmy Fly March 16, 2003
mugGet the Drop Kneemug.

knee grow

by knee grow jim October 3, 2003
mugGet the knee growmug.

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