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Jordan

Jordan is a term originating from social media, referencing to black people in a humorous or satire way to mock cancel culture. The term Jordan is also used to get around the text filter in said social media. Jordan is being used as an alternative to black people or the n word.
Example 1
Person 1: Oh god damn, the crime rate in Chicago is so high!
Person 2: I just know those Jordans are behind it!

Example 2
Person 1: Black people used to have it so bad in the cotton farms, torture was really common.
Person 2: Those Jordans deserved it!
by luckfuck22 April 3, 2021
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Jordan

A sporty guy with blonde hair. Heś always joking around and is a good friend. But you have to be careful because he can be stolen away from you as easily he can be your friend. He is also a bitch sometimes!! :)
Girl 1: Omg that kids a total Jordan!!
Girl 2: How do you know??
Girl 1: He is sporty, and ALWAYS jokes around
by 😂funnydefintions😂 March 4, 2019
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Jordan

An evil man who hurts you
Jordan is a gay tard that hurt me bad
by PlabNenns June 11, 2019
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Jordan

Jordan is the sexiest motherfucker you will ever see has a massive penis and will fuck yo bitch don't fuck with him or he will stick your dick in his ass otherwise Jordans are a fucking real ass dog
Boy "I'm going to fight you
Boy 2 "be careful he will fuck your bitch!
Jordan " I already did
by YourMumschairDawg October 31, 2020
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Jordan

A dumb motherfucker that gets mad at anything. He's insecure, and has a need to be always on top.
Jordan is a dumbass
by Frank McCain April 29, 2022
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Jordan

Jordan is a very handsome and strong person. He loves wearing Adidas and Jordans. He is very sporty and loves playing soccer and basketball.

He is very popular, mainly because he's so funny. And all the girls at school are after him. So if you ever get the chance to be with a Jordan, don't let him go.

Jordan's are very attractive. Jordan usually has brown hair and brown eyes.

He is very caring and selfless so if you ever need a friend, you know who to go. But if you say something bad about him, you better watch out he could end the fight before it even begins.

Jordan's are very emotional. When they are sad they try to hide it, but everyone can see by the way his cheeks get rosy. But he always wants people to think he's happy.

Even though it may seem like he's too cool to talk to if you walk up to him he'll talk to you even though you aren't his friend.

Jordan's are also very romantic. Like I said if you evveer get the chance to be with a Jordan neevver let him go. There's no doubt that every girl in school dreams about him. He's just so cute!

But remember Jordan is dealing with his problems. So just keep aware of that, but still be happy and enthusiastic about everything, because he doesn't want to feel lonely, sad, or afraid.
But overall Jordan is just a great guy, ... he is. He'll never let you down. I promise. (FYI- This is all based off a Jordan I know)
Girl 1- Oh look there's Jordan!
Girl 2- OMG he's so cute!
Girl 3- I wish he was mine!
Girl 4- Too bad, he's mine!

Boy 1- Bro I wish I could be friends with Jordan, he's just so cool.
Boy 2- How do you know he's cool? He looks like a try hard to me.
Boy 3- Well guys he's my best friend a trust me he's just flat out awesome!
by Don'tAskMeWhatNyNameIs October 15, 2019
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Jordan

The act of repeating someone's idea more loudly and claiming full credit.
by Uncle Cactus November 7, 2019
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