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Jonathan

Is a very sexy person with a long dickand pulls all of the girls but rejects most of them and loves his girlfriend 4ever and has money. Is a person that understands people and gets people and is very loving and hoeslove him.
I'm gonna name him jonathan
by 151112 May 17, 2018
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Jonathan

A dude who is smart and can't take a joke. Always super AnGry in the morning. But is happy after he eats lunch.
"Bro, I just farted on Jonathan."
by apyxus October 8, 2019
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Jonathan

A beverage consisting of three-quarters iced tea and one-quarter lemonade.
Waiter, I'll take another Jonathan, please. And one for the lady as well.
by Axes of Evil August 19, 2009
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Johnathon

Johnathon is an absolute amazing person. Hands down the funniest person to meet. He has an amazing smile, that could light up any room. His personality is so amazing, he puts others before himself, and he's so outgoing. He has such a kind heart. He is extremely handsome, and he has great hair. He is always there when you need him, and he always sticks by your side no matter whats going on. His eyes are beautiful, and he is so caring. He's the greatest boyfriend.
I love Johnathon.
by kykycakes December 20, 2019
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dr jonathan davis

An amazing talent. A cross between the lead singer of Korn and a young retired millionaire doctor. He boldly goes where no one should. His demeanor is that of a 14 year old, yet he is sly as a fox and can be as dangerous as a yak in heat. Beware ladies and gentlemen you have been warned.
I want to be as awesome as Dr Jonathan Davis, but I'm only a human.
by Bob Smith69 December 18, 2009
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Zombie Jonathan

A boy from Portland who appears to be wearing facepaint in the fashion of a zombie, and at the same time reportedly likes turtles.
Zombie Jonathan: I like turtles.

Reporter: Alright! You're a great zombie.
by Littlefinch March 19, 2009
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Johnathan

Dis a nigga wit hoes who fuck bad Biches for fun and got friends that's solid like rocks while he can also be a asshole for at the same time is he quite so loyal
Da aaaaaamn imma become a Johnathan one day wit these thirties
by King_dagger_dick November 22, 2018
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