Jag-blast: noun \ˈdʒægblæst\
1 a: Two regrettable situations which have worked together for good.
b: Slang. A contemptibly vile and undesirable person; a more severe term for the slang "jerk."
Origin:
1 a: Being "blasted" after falling into a "jag" (a cut or slash) would be two separately unfortunate situations, but together become beneficial.
b: From the verb "jag," which means "to move jerkily," the slang term "jerk" was taken (meaning any general insult), then compounded with the slang "blast," as in "that blasted child."
1 a: Two regrettable situations which have worked together for good.
b: Slang. A contemptibly vile and undesirable person; a more severe term for the slang "jerk."
Origin:
1 a: Being "blasted" after falling into a "jag" (a cut or slash) would be two separately unfortunate situations, but together become beneficial.
b: From the verb "jag," which means "to move jerkily," the slang term "jerk" was taken (meaning any general insult), then compounded with the slang "blast," as in "that blasted child."
The business meeting was boring, but the fire alarm made it a jag-blast.
I met a really jag-blastic guy at the party.
I met a really jag-blastic guy at the party.
by Hasha June 6, 2011
Get the Jag-blastmug. by engiemdna September 28, 2017
Get the jag hetermug. 
To jerk off or masturbate
by tunnledog October 3, 2016
Get the Having a jagmug. People from Irwin, PA between 31 minutes-1 hour and 2 minutes outside of Pittsburgh (depending on route). Irwin Jags are the drivers everyone hate go through red lights, not using a turn signal, not letting you back out of a parking space. When not involving driving Irwin Jags stare at people for no reason, they stare because you don't look like you fit in with the Irwin community. Irwin Jags are homophobic, transphobic, racist, sexist, ableist, and/or have voted for Donald Trump. Irwin Jags also don't care about public health and safety and refuse to wear a mask and/or get vaccinated.
Example 1: Jimmy: Did you hear about the story of the one school board member at the Norwin School District in the news for the nasty comment he made about Transgender People, and Black Lives Matter?
Susan: Oh you mean Robert Wayman? Yeah he's one of those Irwin Jags.
Example 2: James: Irwin Jags thinks they're entitled to go through a red light it is like they think traffic laws don't apply to them. Did they get their Driver's License from a Cracker Jack Box?
Susan: Oh you mean Robert Wayman? Yeah he's one of those Irwin Jags.
Example 2: James: Irwin Jags thinks they're entitled to go through a red light it is like they think traffic laws don't apply to them. Did they get their Driver's License from a Cracker Jack Box?
by anonymous931213 October 7, 2021
Get the Irwin Jagsmug. A: I got grounded last night for coming home late.
B: Why? You were just hanging out with us.
A: Yea, but she knew we were jag racing
B: Why? You were just hanging out with us.
A: Yea, but she knew we were jag racing
by Queb3741 August 2, 2009
Get the Jag Racingmug. by Maguesta June 11, 2013
Get the Jag Ragmug.