A not-so-rare incurable disease of which you can either be born with or it can be passed on to you through significant exposure to a person(s) infected with Full Blown Jackass, In cases of the latter it would be referred to as Second-Hand Jackass.
Referred to by Physicians as FBJ
Symptoms of FBJ are as follows:
Uncontrollable Hatred of everything and everyone,
Unreasoned Dislike,
Arbitrary Asinineness,
Inability to speak Truth,
Extreme Cynicism,
Unnecessary Sarcasm,
Irrational Aggravation,
and Inconsideration
Referred to by Physicians as FBJ
Symptoms of FBJ are as follows:
Uncontrollable Hatred of everything and everyone,
Unreasoned Dislike,
Arbitrary Asinineness,
Inability to speak Truth,
Extreme Cynicism,
Unnecessary Sarcasm,
Irrational Aggravation,
and Inconsideration
Kane: "Hey Albert can you buy me this game for my bday?"
Albert: "Naw man I gotta get this card deck"
Kane: "But you don't even have anyone to play it with..."
Cashier: "...and heres your deck sir"
Kane: "Wow my brother is such an asshole."
Rob: "Hey man, what do you expect? Poor guys got Full Blown Jackass"
Albert: "Naw man I gotta get this card deck"
Kane: "But you don't even have anyone to play it with..."
Cashier: "...and heres your deck sir"
Kane: "Wow my brother is such an asshole."
Rob: "Hey man, what do you expect? Poor guys got Full Blown Jackass"
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Another meaning to "Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire".
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You are absolutely 100% pure butane jackass. You really believe that George Bush really made America great.
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Just look at that whistling jackass, walking though our office with no concern for how his conduct is effecting those who have to work here. Same as the whistling jackass I had to deal with at the library, same as the whistling jackass I had to deal with at the store.
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