Josh 

Josh is a super funny person in the rarest way. It is sometimes hard to tell if he is being sarcastic or not and he calls his swinging hips 'agile hip movements.' He is a very intelligent, empathetic person and gets straight A's. He tends to date girls whose names begin with the letter t, for example Terina, or Tiana. You can always trust a Josh with your deepest secret and he will always give you insightful, helpful advice. However, you will sometimes find yourself coming across some Josh's who are extremely stupid and may ask moronic questions during lessons such as, "how do you spell class?" But this kind of Josh is a rarety so do not fear. Overall, you will be happy to have a fun, smart, caring, emotionally intelligent Josh as a friend.

Friend 1: Hey look, is that Josh?

Friend 2: Yes, looks like he's doing some agile hip movements!

Josh by knowledgeable queen November 10, 2020

Josh 

So many people believe that josh isn't at all nice but truly Josh's are the kindest, sweetest, adorablest, smartest People to exist especially the one you could be friends with right now. I hope that if you meet a Josh then you realize how special even just a friendship is with them. Josh is also the best potato ever!!!!!

Friend 1: I'm so jealous that your friends with Josh, he's so nice!
Friend 2: Yeah he really is. Did you know he's also the most adorable potato ever!
Friend 1: WOW Really that is so COOL!!!

Josh by Starzz_Gamez March 1, 2022

Josh 

an absolute asshole that has no respect for women at all. he will break you heart and annoy tf outta anyone around him. he is popular because of the comments he makes about girls. and is disrespectful and unloyal to the girl he is dating. fuck u. HE WILL CHEAT ON U‼️‼️

girl 1 “OMG i just started dating josh finally!!”

boy bsf “break up with him right now! he is going to play you.”

girl 2 “have you heard what he even says about girls??”

girl 3 “you have heard what he said about me?”

girl 1 “oh…”

guy bsf and girl 2 “yeah…it’s because he’s a josh.”

Josh by u.gorgeous123 March 11, 2022

Josh 

A guy who doesn't know if he is ganster, country, or skater. Dumps girls via TEXT MESSAGE. Failure at life, can't commit. Leads on girls, then goes back to his EX GIRLFRIEND who is a total BOOOOOOOTYCALLLLL. Dumb pothead, who lies about everything. Likes a lot of whores, thinks he is toooo cool for colllege, and has friends that are cooler than him. More than likely will lead you on and then dump you for no good reason at all. After he dumps you, you will be MORE THAN RELIEVED though.

Girl 1: "He seems really cool"
Girl 2: "What's his name?"
Girl 1: "Josh"
Girl 2: "NO girl, he is a total player"
Girl 1: "Oh, dang"

Josh by aklreinsat-a May 18, 2011

Josh 

guy with small penis who throws up alot, who drives on an empty tank east bumfuck and cries during thunderstorms while holding a donkey penis in his left hand and a lubricant in his right hand while his mom is spanking him telling him to go home, he doesn't listen very well because apparently he doesn't get the fact that IT'S OVER. bitch ass nigga

person 1: are you okay?
person 2: no im fucking puking!!!
person 1: are you being like josh again?

Josh by tits_mcgee1234567 August 3, 2011

josh 

Josh is a terrible lover and has a 1-inch penis

I heard John is a josh

josh by j0sh1 February 9, 2018

josh 

Is a nice guy....to some people, but cares mostly about his video games, and will grow up to be fat and have diabetes

whos that fat ass? oh him thats josh the lazy computer addicted nerd!

josh by missleo September 7, 2012