Jamaican Farewell

The act of suddenly and quietly leaving a group of friends after smoking weed and getting too high.

Similar to the Irish Goodbye, but derives from a sense of paranoia and feeling uncomfortable in the current environment rather than being too drunk.

"Sorry I pulled a Jamaican Farewell last night, those herbs made me paranoid."

"I couldn't handle when your Dad came outside and talked to us. I had no choice but to Jamaican Farewell."

Cheech: "What happened to you last night Chong?"

Chong: "Man, I had to pull a Jamaican Farewell man. That weed got me too stoned."

Jamaican Farewell by MikeyC1717 September 27, 2012

Jamaican Cock Nigga 

A black cock that is very large in size 69Cm+

Mamma Sigga: Hvað varst þú að senda inná storyið hennar Sögu?

Siggi: Giskaðu.

Mamma Sigga: “Öskrar” Jamaican Cock Nigga

Jamaican Cock Nigga by JamaicanCockNigaa April 23, 2019

jamaican bobsled team 

v.
similar to a tobagon

the act of four black guys gangbanging a chick on top of a staircase and then riding her down.

The hooker asked, "Would you negros care for a jamaican bobsled team?"

jamaican bobsled team by yea bro August 10, 2007

Jamaican chimney sweep 

A Jamaican Chimney Sweep is when you take a girl up the pooter, pull out, and make her do a handstand (you can also prop her up against a wall or table). Then, put a sock over your hand and vigorously fist her in the anus.

Man, Shelley was pissing me off, so after sex i gave her the Jamaican Chimney sweep.

Jamaican chimney sweep by Master_T_ October 11, 2006

Jamaican Girl 

Loves coconut
Loves reggae
Loves bright colors and haute couture
Loves God and going to church
Loves cooking big Jamaican meals
Loves mixed race kids
Loves skin bleach
Loves big, fashionable weaves and wigs
Very sour and bitter from having to put up with the shenanigans of Jamaican men chasing after White women
Don't take any nonsense from anyone
Love to wuk pon you in the club
Will you show you how it's done- take notes

Tammy: A Jamaican girl will always be the coolest on the planet.

Wanda: I know, right? I totes want to visit Jamaica and meet a Jamaican girl, but my parents say it's too dangerous.

Greg: Go Jamaican Girls!

Jamaican Girl by TrickyPickle September 15, 2016

Jamaican Tamale

The act of wrapping a fruit roll up around your shlong and subsequently having someone suck you off. If you're really adventurous, throw some gushers in between and burst them as you're about to blow your load.

My main bitch was feelin kinky last night so I whipped out the ol' fruit roll up and hit her with the jamaican tamale. It was awesome.

Jamaican Tamale by Fatty tatas October 26, 2009

Jamaican Bobsled 

Where one person sits on the front of a skateboard and the other one stands on the back and pushes. Used to travel places when only one skateboard is available.

Joey and I didn't have a ride to the party last night so we Jamaican bobsledded there.

Jamaican Bobsled by Michael 34S April 28, 2011