When the country you've been trying to destroy for 75 years keep beating you in every war you start.
Bob broke into someone's house, shot his family and kidnapped his baby.
Now Bob is getting bombed into oblivion.
Bob has been Israeled.
Now Bob is getting bombed into oblivion.
Bob has been Israeled.
by SoVeryIsraeli January 31, 2024
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Get the Israel mug.When you get scapegoated for something factually incorrect.
When you reclaim your factual history despite the masses trying to overwrite it with lies.
When you reclaim your factual history despite the masses trying to overwrite it with lies.
Have you heard about time Israel colonized the Levant?
Yeah! It’s actually their indigenous homeland, so when people tell them to decolonize and go back to where they’re from, that’s actually what they did!
They’ve been Israeled with people making up fake history to cover up Jewish history, just like when Judaea was renamed Palestine by the Romans and when the Arabs built Al Aqsa on top of the holiest Jewish site, which isn’t even in the Arab’s holiest city Mecca. It’s quite sad, and we should all support Israel and their right to claim their factual history.
Yeah! It’s actually their indigenous homeland, so when people tell them to decolonize and go back to where they’re from, that’s actually what they did!
They’ve been Israeled with people making up fake history to cover up Jewish history, just like when Judaea was renamed Palestine by the Romans and when the Arabs built Al Aqsa on top of the holiest Jewish site, which isn’t even in the Arab’s holiest city Mecca. It’s quite sad, and we should all support Israel and their right to claim their factual history.
by ILikeFacts December 27, 2023
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Get the Israeled mug.A jewish person with critical thinking skills here. If you open up the torah and you read it, you’ll read the story of how jewish people are descendants of Abraham.
Abraham comes from what is known as present day Iraq. If you know the story, you’ll know jewish people are not indigenous to Palestine.
According to the myth, god says to Abraham, 'Hey Abraham, I have a present for you, free land for the jewish people, you’re going to lead them there.'
Abraham tells everybody, 'god spoke to me, he’s telling me to take you guys to this land filled with milk and honey'; this promised land is never referred to as 'israel'.
So Abraham leads the jewish people to this land, this land is Palestine. When they get to Palestine, there were already people there, so what does Abraham claim god told him to do?
‘Slaughter and expel those people from the land’ – the torah literally explains that jews were not indigenous to Palestine and are slaughterers of people - a.k.a. settler colonialists.
Note: judaism, christianity and islam are all religions created by Arabs that lived in the middle east over 2,000 years ago. Hence, Arab jews, christians, moslems, atheists, etc. with Palestinian ancestry can all claim Palestine as their home land.
Abraham comes from what is known as present day Iraq. If you know the story, you’ll know jewish people are not indigenous to Palestine.
According to the myth, god says to Abraham, 'Hey Abraham, I have a present for you, free land for the jewish people, you’re going to lead them there.'
Abraham tells everybody, 'god spoke to me, he’s telling me to take you guys to this land filled with milk and honey'; this promised land is never referred to as 'israel'.
So Abraham leads the jewish people to this land, this land is Palestine. When they get to Palestine, there were already people there, so what does Abraham claim god told him to do?
‘Slaughter and expel those people from the land’ – the torah literally explains that jews were not indigenous to Palestine and are slaughterers of people - a.k.a. settler colonialists.
Note: judaism, christianity and islam are all religions created by Arabs that lived in the middle east over 2,000 years ago. Hence, Arab jews, christians, moslems, atheists, etc. with Palestinian ancestry can all claim Palestine as their home land.
It’s terrifying that so many jewish people do not know the history of their religion or their culture, especially the ashkenazi, who are indo-European with no genetic connection to the middle east.
Another note: Abraham did not exist, even jewish scholars from Tel Aviv openly admit this and we all know the torah, bible and qur'an are books of myth and most importantly; israel is myth.
Another note: Abraham did not exist, even jewish scholars from Tel Aviv openly admit this and we all know the torah, bible and qur'an are books of myth and most importantly; israel is myth.
by Scholar of judaism November 17, 2023
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Haters of Israel use this term to suggest that Jews steal from Palestinians when the reality is is that the Palestinians were never a people who governed themselves, had no boundaries in Palestine, sold their land to Jews, and then lost war after war resulting in their land being legally annexed by Israel.
Haters of Israel use this term to suggest that Jews steal from Palestinians when the reality is is that the Palestinians were never a people who governed themselves, had no boundaries in Palestine, sold their land to Jews, and then lost war after war resulting in their land being legally annexed by Israel.
by Zion4ever June 28, 2024
Get the Israeled mug.Person 1: A random guy just stole my car keys! I've been Israeled!
Person 2: Were you gonna drive your car to suck off Hitler?
Person 2: Were you gonna drive your car to suck off Hitler?
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