invisibrows

Eyebrows that are there, but are basically invisible. Some people are born with giant, thick brows, others are born with invisibrows. Whether they're extremely sparse or super blonde, they are unfortunate.

"drawing your eyebrows on is freaky and gross"
"hey man, shut it. I was born with invisibrows. I look like a damned alien if I don't draw them on"

by shutitdude December 15, 2014

invisitated

To be invisitated is to be made invisible.

The past tence of invistat.

The guy on tv was invisitated.

by daygon December 2, 2015

invisiburn

That sweet sensation you feel on your ass, but no matter how much you wipe, nothing is there

Guy 1: hey man, why are you walking funny?

Guy 2: sorry man, I have a bad case of invisiburn.

by Guajiro August 20, 2017

the cloak of invisibility

Where one hides their true nature and personality in order to portray another more seemingly advantageous persona.
Usually adorned for personal gain, or more deeply, from fear.

Merrill had so many inner demons that he decided it was best to wear the cloak of invisibility and keep them to himself.
Selfish bastard &-l
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by Merrill & Kierkegaard October 1, 2013

invisible condom

This term is in fact used to describe a non-existant condom. It is meant to insult really dumb-ass girls who would believe that a guy actually has created this invisible condom which will prevent her from becoming the slut who got preggo (pregnant) in high school. ATTENTION: the invisible condom does not exist and can not stop the load!

"Stacy I'm pregnant?"
"How Shaneequa?"
"I don't know... Mitch put on his invisible condom"

THE END

by See Why Dub November 21, 2006

invisible car

phrase one uses when trying to sound cool when you're actually just too poor to even afford a piece of shit car like yours

First guy: Wow, this is a piece of shit
Second guy: Yeah well where's your car
First guy: It's an invisible car. Yeah, I'm just that rad.
Second guy: Dude, did you ride a fucking bike here?

by Squidly09 June 9, 2008

invisibitch

A player on Halo 1,2 or 3 whom over uses the active camo.

Stevie:What the fuck, I just died for no reason!
Rob: Nah man, that invisibitch got you.

by Stevie Myers October 20, 2007