instagram bae

someone who likes all your Instagram pictures and gives you shoutouts and acts like Yall a couple over instagram
Dang who this girl liking all ya pics on IG?

That's my Instagram Bae
by CrisTheGarza October 28, 2015
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Instagram Stories

Way for self gratification and buttering up your own half baked personality.
Society progressed and stopped believing in sunshines but according to Instagram stories, urban dictionary "definitions" matter
by BenTheNi January 08, 2018
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Instagram Emo

1. Somebody who labels themselves as an emo all over instagram and post their "cuts" and "scars" basically asking for attention even though they say its not for attention.
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2. Somebody who claims to be emo and posts how "terrible" their lives are.
1. Swag Fag: "Bruh, dat idiot on instagram @nuro.the.snow.wolf is totally an instagram emo." (thats my account XD)

2. Instabitch on instagram: "Omg my parents made me take out the trash today. They hate me, my life is terrible. Im gonna go cut myself now lolz. I'm soooo Emo." *snaps selfie*
Instabitch 2: "Omg your life sux so bad, i wish i could be there for you DX"
by RileyFish April 28, 2015
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Instagram Depression

a faux state of depression made to portray the false depressive as relatable or idyllic.
Person 1: Do you follow alcohoel on Instagram?
Person 2: Nah, she's got Instagram Depression.
by DrawingIsForNerdos July 02, 2018
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Instagram prostitutes

girls that wear very little to no clothes just for some likes
My entire popular page is filled with these good for nothing thirsty instagram prostitutes.
by Giirrll September 25, 2017
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instagram cute

A person who is attractive in pictures but less so in real life.
Guy at brunch: "Here is a picture of her."
Skeptical Female Brunch Companion: "Well, she's Instagram Cute."
by simcitymayor March 26, 2017
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