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Perve row

Perve row are the chairs closest to the stripper platform. Usually older men, will sit in these spots for a good amount of time, while their wife is at home wondering where the hell they are at. Younger men avoid staying in this spot too long due to stripper budgets. It's a spot at the club with the most live action.

The name originated from strippers ranting about old, weird men. They often call it Perve row, yet they do not realize their profession is more degrading than the people watching them.
Bro #1: "Hey man lets sit on Perve row, I can't see from the bar over here."
Bro #2: "What? I can't afford to make it rain, she will squeeze the singles out of me."
by Blackjack.Hefe November 22, 2015
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serendipity row

alternate fruity art garfunkle in a flower vest. he sings sometimes. if you pay him in bottle caps.
banana papoy?
beedoh beedoh beedoh
haahhaaha banana serendipity row
by thelemontwigsaswomen November 23, 2021
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Nigga-rowe

A Nigga-Rowe is a black person, male or female that is to damn old to be living with their Mother and Father. Purely subjective and the discretion is left to the person observing these sorry muh-fukkas. Normally, they don’t half ass work and might not come into contact with a wash rag but three times a week.
Laquisha and Domanique have two nigga-rowes still in the house. Those sorry muh-fukkas should have been gone. Sorry Bastards!
by Fresh 61 February 18, 2022
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carrot rows

Similar to Corn Rows (also Cornrows), an ancient traditional African hair style, but worn by an individual with naturally red hair. Linguistically a combination of "corn rows" and "carrot top".
Damn, that ginger white-boy is straight up rockin' carrot rows.
by doctorgroove June 9, 2018
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Bitch Row

Two or more nasty chicks lined-up in a row.
"The girls in those seats are rude," said a theater customer, "yeah, they are nasty chicks, that's bitch row," explained the usher.

Don't go near that set of cubicles, that's where Elizabeth, Anne and Rachel sit, they bark and growl at visitors, it's bitch row.

He worked his way down the line from day jobs to night jobs, his girlfriends made a bitch row for him.
by 2278 March 25, 2019
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Row hoe

A female who works in the pipeline industry as welders helper or swamper who has sex with anyone or anything as a means to advance threw the work place.
That fucking row hoe ran threw the entire front end after work last night and now shes blowing the weld boss. Bless her slutty little heart.
by Douchebag#1 June 16, 2018
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Skid-row

A line up of skids in which you can point out the different kinds of skids. Most of them still believe wireshark can be used to hack the NSA alone, and can't even identify what python looks like.
We've got a nice Skid-row here of scrows, scrids, and skids to pick out of, shall we skidgineer them?
by Fox with no fur July 31, 2019
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