Definitions by dougan-chesner

Lobotonomics

The power of stupid as a motivator to buy ill conceived or unnecessary junk. A potent force in our economy!

People buying up all the toilet paper at Costco because of Covid-10 is lobotonomics in action.

Lobotonomics by dougan-chesner March 9, 2020

Plapp 

To take a dump while masturbating for the shear joy of the experience.

"I grabbed a bagel and took a plapp."

"John was bragging how he had plapped 4 times while on a long international flight on KLM."

Plapp by dougan-chesner April 28, 2010

Tub Rowing 

To masturbate in the tub.

"Jake was careful not to fill his bathtub too full for fear that all of the tub rowing he was going to do would splash water all over his new argyle sweater."

Tub Rowing by dougan-chesner April 28, 2010