Ian

Do you know a Kyle anywhere, here's Ian for you, a man of brutal honesty, shotgunning all over TVs and lots of frogs. omelets for breakfast, raw chicken for lunch and whole lotta complaints along the way. But what a man, what a legend, this guy is the type of guy to make you laugh and be pissed off at the same time. Wanna get to experience how hell is like, try being Ian for a day. Gym hardo and hard-ons. Probably see him making out with a few dumbbells as he slowly progresses through the sets. An advocate for memes. Laughs with his mouth open so you'll get a refreshing taste of morning breath. Loves to make racist jokes, does not hold back, but lowkey feels bad. You'll find him in the bog catching frogs and throwing it somewhere. Don't be surprised if one day you'll find underground frog fighting tournaments. Loving kid but say something wrong and you'll probably feel like shit after. Also, protect all nearby walls. Have home depot on speed dial if you see him around. Overall 10/10

Bystander: What happened to my room???
Victim:...Ian
Bystander: ah, give home Depot a call.

by graham_cracker_bust_nut October 30, 2019

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Ian is a guy who is absolutely cringey. Sure, he’s good looking, but man, when he opens his mouth: cock-block city. He tries to make people smile with his humor, but he is cringier than kids doing fortnite dances. Nice guy but an extreme twat

Wow that is such an Ian, cringey as fuck

by Heydefman27 October 15, 2018

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Ian's the shit you get on your hands when you wipe your arse'.

Ian's the type of guy to impregnate a fat bitch just to say he did, Ian's the type of retard to pick belly button lint out of his stomach in public.

Ian's the type of guy to fuck up a noose when he attempts killing himself at the age of 29.

Ians a retard, fuck that guy.

by ayyliennn October 30, 2018

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Ians are men who feed on pizza at least twice a day, they only date women of the Lynn species. Personality wise resemble that of bojack horseman and Rick Sanchez if they happened to have an overly mentally stimatulated and sleep deprived son.

"My sister happens to be dating an Ian, they stay up for days eating pizza and drawing on our countertops."

by Nunow January 2, 2019

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the person who's personal belongings are frequently being peed on by angry hoardes of acquaitances. The Ian is horrendously bad looking with crooked spine , yellow teeth & an awkward sense of humour that leaves the masses wondering what the hell.

Favourite passtimes include cyberbulling, mind games, and playing laser tag.

Wth don't pull an Ian

by canadaskunky February 11, 2019

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