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(true story)
One day, when i got back to my dorm room, from my last class of the day, I was really horny, but i don't have a boyfriend. i knew my roommate would not be home for another two hours, so i got an idea. i got undressed and grabbed my electric toothbrush. I went over to my bed and laid down. I spread my legs slightly and pressed the bristles of my toothbrush up against my clit and turned it on. As the vibrations of the brush jolted through my body, I could't help but squirm on the sheets. as i started to moan out of sheer pleasure, i pressed the brush down even harder. My clit felt so good as the toothbrush swirled all around it.
(true story)
One day, when i got back to my dorm room, from my last class of the day, I was really horny, but i don't have a boyfriend. i knew my roommate would not be home for another two hours, so i got an idea. i got undressed and grabbed my electric toothbrush. I went over to my bed and laid down. I spread my legs slightly and pressed the bristles of my toothbrush up against my clit and turned it on. As the vibrations of the brush jolted through my body, I could't help but squirm on the sheets. as i started to moan out of sheer pleasure, i pressed the brush down even harder. My clit felt so good as the toothbrush swirled all around it.
I took it off my clit and pushed it deep inside of my pussy. I hit my g-spot and had an amazing orgasm. i did this over and over again for about thirty minutes, until my roommate walked in early. she dropped her stuff when she saw me and came right over to me. appearantly she had just broken up with her boyfriend. she asked if i needed any help and i told her i would love her help, so she got out her box of toys. she grabbed this huge blue dildo and stuffed it up my vagina. she started to take off her sexy green dress as i moaned with pleasure. her huge tits were right in my face and she looked my right in the eyes as she shoved the dildo in even further. she took it out and started to tongue-fuck me. she stopped abruptly and said "my turn" as she laid back onto the bed. i stared at her perfectly plump vagina as i climbed up on top of her and grabbed another toy from the box. it was a clit stimulator. i turned in on and pressed it to her clit as she screamed. i turned it off after five minutes, when i knew she was about to have an orgasm. i ate her out and she came right into my mouth. i licked it all up and just continued to eat as if nothing happened. she tasted so good and i could have eaten her out forever. I just kept getting more and more horny. that was the night i found out i was a lesbian.
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Bret finally got to the Halloween party and saw tons of hot girls with cleavage and tight outfits all over the place. Bianca came up to him and told him she wanted to take a look upstairs since the party was at a house she had never been to before. They went upstairs to look around. Bret could see Bianca's perfect ass under her tight stripper-nurse's skirt as she walked up the steps in front of him in red heels. He knew she was tryna have some fun.
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Bret finally got to the Halloween party and saw tons of hot girls with cleavage and tight outfits all over the place. Bianca came up to him and told him she wanted to take a look upstairs since the party was at a house she had never been to before. They went upstairs to look around. Bret could see Bianca's perfect ass under her tight stripper-nurse's skirt as she walked up the steps in front of him in red heels. He knew she was tryna have some fun.
They came to a room on the other end of the house that had a huge bed in the middle of it. Bianca crawled onto the bed and flashed her thong and entire ass in Bret's direction. A bulge started to become visible in his pants. He came up behind Bianca and grabbed her waist as she was bent over so she could feel his boner rubbing up against her. She moaned, so she must have been horny already. Bianca pulled her belly shirt over her head revealing her perky C-cup breasts. They grazed the bed as she bent back down to rub her ass all over Bret's package. Bret took off his shirt and reached down to pull off his shorts so that he was in only his boxers. He flipped Bianca over to face him and began taking off her skirt. He wanted her to keep those sexy red heels on when he got her moaning.
Bret got on the bed and kissed her all over her body. He moved from her neck all the way down to her chest. He fondled her tits and licked her nipples as she started moaning. She arched her back to get closer to him and he buried his face in her breasts. Bianca could feel his boner poking her between her legs, and it made her horny. She pulled off his boxers so she could rub his cock up and down with both hands, it was that big. Bret felt she was wet underneath her red thong. Bianca moaned slightly as his hands went underneath her panties. He could feel her shiver when he put in one finger and then another.
Finally, Bianca couldn't take it any longer, so she rolled over on top of him and straddled his muscular body. She knelt over him and guided his throbbing cock into her tight and wet pussy.
She threw her head back and began to grind on top of him, as he moaned underneath her in pleasure. His hands were on her hips, guiding her every move. Then she began to ride him faster, bouncing up and down on his hard cock. "Ooo, fuck me, that feels good," she gasped. "Go deeper, harder." Bret moved in synch with Bianca and took control with her still on top. He held her body in one spot while he pounded his throbbing cock deep inside her pussy. Finally, as she was moaning, Bianca cried out with pleasure and he felt her shiver and collapse onto his body. Bret pulled out of her and Bianca took his cock in her hands so that he could cum on her tits.
Finally, Bianca couldn't take it any longer, so she rolled over on top of him and straddled his muscular body. She knelt over him and guided his throbbing cock into her tight and wet pussy.
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