horny hobbit 

one of limited size who has a rather larger than normal attraction to sheep loving farmer girls.

1. she mings, only the horny hobbit would bang her!
2. aka Simon Wade

horny hobbit by the arab September 24, 2003

The Waterloo Hobbit 

The Waterloo Hobbit is the shortest man in real-estate, you can spot the Hobbit by his bad polyester suits, half mustache and obsession with donairs. The Hobbit claims to be polish but is actually a chug who was born in a shopping cart. The Hobbit has adopted the name Mike Black and enjoys playing Bum darts with amish people in Waterloo. Hobbies include tranny porn, rain dances and country music.

Look at the Waterloo hobbit Mike, doesn't he have any idea his fly is down? Did you know that little hobbit was caught looking up dresses on the Carabana festival 2003!

The Waterloo Hobbit by Gary Peterman May 29, 2008

the hobbit 

the worst book in the world. lord of the rings is a sequel. you might have to read it in 7th or 8th grade for summer reading or just during school. its more of a boys book. and it was made into a play (worst play ever).

Girl 1: hey did you like our summer reading book, the hobbit?
Girl 2: Nah, it wasn't very good and its more of a boys book.
Girl 1: yeah that's true.

the hobbit by theaterchickie August 22, 2009

network hobbit 

someone of minimal beauty and looks that tries to social climb through extreme exuberance and physical contact.

Eve was air kissing Anne galore, she is such a network hobbit.

Clyde was working the whole room, he's such a network hobbit.

network hobbit by DStar75 March 3, 2011

reverse hobbit 

To stick one's hairy toes up one's partner's bum.

If you're gonna try both, always do the hobbit before the reverse hobbit, never vice versa.

reverse hobbit by penelope pythagorus October 4, 2016

Culture Hobbit 

A person, whom do to self-imposed isolation of cultures, is unable to adapt or appreciate the differences between thier cultures and the rest of the world.

A: "This state is raw!"
B: "That's called medium-rare, you Culture Hobbit"

Culture Hobbit by TommyCuffs February 16, 2023

Adventurous Hobbit 

A small man that often partakes in adventure, usually of homosexual orientation.

“Where is he?”
“He’s off being an adventurous hobbit in France”
“That sounds gay”

Adventurous Hobbit by AlphabeticalMoose January 8, 2024