holy innocents high school 

a school with a principal that has connections with so much shit, old teachers are garbage and any good teacher is very rare to get in chinese, most ppl here r very dumb, sec 3 express student all play chess in the morning one, got so many "gangster" one.

school is very rich one.

boy : i got into holy innocents high school bro
friend : u damm lucky ah

holy innocents high school by satoshi Ketchum August 20, 2021

Holy Macaroni 

Homer Simpson's Shocked and confused expression.

When homer travels into the 3rd Dimension and doesnt know what to say.

Holy Macaroni by Angel Of Fire 34 October 28, 2003

holy crap 

1. a phrase used to suggest that something is unbelievable or shocking.

1. Frank Barone shouted "holy crap" when Marie thought Robbie was homosexual.

holy crap by MiStErMaN802 April 17, 2006

holy dumb fuck 

if you have tourettes this is a very commonly used phrase. it is generally said when you are taking a shit

holy dumb fuck this is a huge shit

holy dumb fuck by boobie bobbler November 20, 2007

holy shitake mushrooms! 

To be used in substitution of holy shit, such as followed by the -take after. The take is important for the phrase to be successful. Term invented by elementary school students as substitutions for cussing, such as the asstronaut

Jimmy goes to the gas station, buys a lotto ticket. When he reaches home, and checks the lotto number, he screams in delight, "HOLY SHIT!" his wife stares at him. Looking awkwardly, Jimmy refines his sentence to avoid embarrasment. "-take mushrooms!" In the end, his wife thinks he's on crack. And thats how the holy shitake mushrooms! came to be.

holy shitake mushrooms! by holyshi_take April 10, 2009

Holy Hell

Its a contradiction with the same meaning as holy crap. It is an interjection that is used when something isn't right or you forgot something to express your angst.

Holy Hell, I forgot to do my homework

Holy Hell by Really Cool Person December 4, 2003

holy mackerel 

Holy mackerel is an expression of surprise, astonishment, joy, glee, incrudulity.

Holy mackerel is an ejaculatory term - meaning it occurs rather sudden.

The meaning of the name is an oxymoron, as the mackerel (Atlantic mackerel) is one of the smellier fish and juxtaposed against the Holy, there is nothing Holy about that smell. So in other words its a bit ironic and thus is funny to hear.

Holy Mackerel, Batman is a fav culture classic from the 1960's TV series show Batman that starred Adam West and Burt Ward.

Holy Mackerel Batman !

holy mackerel by Byron Whiteson III August 29, 2009