hemogoblin

The component in your blood that determines how creepy you'll seem to young children.

As part of the screening process for counselor positions at a youth-camp, each applicant is required to have a blood-test to determine his hemogoblin levels.

by QuacksO March 12, 2017

heimana

Heimana is the kinda guy with one tiny penis. He is usually short 5 4 and normally ugly and disliked by other people.

Jeez i hate that Heimana kid! he thinks he is all that!

by chеg January 21, 2019

Heim

Definition for a badass person. Those who don't like heims usually talk shit about them, They are called Bakyls (Or faggots in other words)

yes, im a heim how can you tell?

by areyouone? June 13, 2022

heinous fuckery most foul

From Christopher Moore's hilarious novel "Fluke".

Used when bad shit happens.

The opposite of bee's knees

I spent the night in jail because of a so called "friend"; that is some heinous fuckery most foul.

by Ender December 4, 2004

heino

Short for Heineken

Pass us a Heino, lets go to Wezley!

by Travis Bickle September 7, 2003

hemoglobin

The God of everything! He is powerful. Hemoglobin comes down from the top of his trash can in the sky every century, and assumes the form of anything he wants. Recently he came to us in the form of a pigeon. He has touched many in many different ways, often giving powers. Superman, Spiderman, Hulk, The Fantasic Four, Flash, SUPER ALEX and SUPER DINA, and The Green Lantern are a few. Their stories were made up to cover Hemo's tracks. However, there is some truth to them. The spider that bit Spiderman, also Hulk and Superman but wasn't shown, was Hemoglobins involvments. Hemoglobin founded every country ever, except France because French suck. He built every bomb, every gun, made Adam and Eve, built the universe, and before he left us again, he put a part of him in the Mystical Cat Food Bin. So that is the location of where we worship him daily.

Alex~ Do you know the magical powers of Hemoglobin?
James~ Yes, I was there that day, we met him remember?
HEMOGLOBIN!~ YOU HAVE A PLACE NEXT TO MY MYSTICAL TRASH CAN!

Alex~ Matt, do you know Hemoglobin?
Matt~ Hemoglobin sucks you fucking retard!
(Hemoglobin destroys matt with a sniper rifle powerful enough only for Hemoglobin.)

by Hemoglobin Messiah January 11, 2008

HAIMON

s0n 0f cRe0n, in the fadgrigal book of antigone

I am HAIMON, SON OF CREON.

by RUMP RANGER March 29, 2003