by dkbnonstop7 January 08, 2010
A handkerchief a guy takes to bed to masterbate into, so he does'nt leave semen stains on the bed sheets. Posher than using a kleenex but less posh than using a condom.
Paul is sick, he left a wank hank on the radiator to dry so he could use it again without washing it.
by The pioneering chronic masturbator September 14, 2006
Code for announcing a trip to the restroom at one's place of employ. Hank refers to Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo from the South Park special of the same name.
by Newslacker April 05, 2006
Hank is a root beer sold in Nab One Stop in my town. It is the illest root beer known to mankind. SO since Hank is a funny word and all, you say Hank after each time you cough after a diesel rip of chronic stash.
by Pete April 04, 2005
Colin Hanks stars in orange County
by Kayla October 19, 2003
When following your buddy to the bar(in two separate cars)suddenly his passenger's head disappears into his lap whether bobbing or knobbing on his trouser snake. This person could be his girlfriend or possibly a random big girl, who knows...
by Fredersss May 26, 2005
by Carl Jenkins a.k.a "The Jenkmeister" October 03, 2003