I honestly dont know what you are speaking of

What you say when you honestly dont know what somone is talking about.

Eh? I honestly don't know what you are speaking of....

by What the hell? April 20, 2006

Honest Abe

When your having anal with a girl and you have to ejaculate so you follow the step:
1) spit on her back
2) then she turns around
3) you ejaculate in her eye

Johnny-Yo did u tap that?
Tim-Yea I did the Honest Abe on her
Johnny- Oh yea

by The boss tycoon March 18, 2010

Michael William Hanes Jr.

this is a fag who has no balls and his a complete tranny homo. His mom is gay, his dad les, his sister a mister, his brother a mother, his grandpap a trap, his granny tranny, his family tree LGBT, his ancestry incestry, his family reunion a gay communion, his dear a queer, his friends have both meat ends. and he is a ginger tag along and is short stack.

Dude: stop being a Michael William Hanes Jr.
Michael William Hanes Jr.: whats that mean

Dude: ur gay
Michael William Hanes Jr.: *dies instantly*

by steve jobs back from the dead December 5, 2018

honest work

Work that provides a living. Working 40 hours a week in an honest job pays for the following: Food, a path to pay for a house, hygiene and necessities, vehicular transportation, money to cover that insurance, health insurance and Dental are the basic standards of honest work. Dedicating your body to another's profit should never be rewarded with struggling. If your job doesn't cover the sentence you are an expendable slave. Nothing more, nothing less.

"If America was so fucking star spangled awesome then why can't they take care of their people?" Johnny asked his Dad

"Well Johnny, America is the biggest bully on the playground. The biggest bully bows to nobody, and lies to himself about his problems. Bullies like exercising their power so how do they keep it? They starve their young population into believing the only honest work left is to be a soldier by taking away all of the honest work."

"But Dad how do you beat the bully? There has to be a way for people to have honest work without being a soldier."

"You don't son. The bully has to come to terms with himself and admit his problems, or you team up with everyone else on the playground to take him down. The fun part about that is beating up the bully IS HONEST WORK!"

by Honest Jack August 2, 2016

Honest Pepsi

A Pessi slander account on Twitter Dot Com. He makes comps about Pessi and Pencho and supports the biggest club in the Eredivisie PSV. He is bigger than Honest Messi in my honest eyes. He's the GOAT of FT also in my honest eyes. He also owns BTShite sadly.

Guy 1: Yo mate did you see that new Honest Pepsi comp?

Guy 2: Ye boss, I saw the vid, that sh1t banged innit

by Honest FT Fan August 9, 2021

honest to god

A get of jail freee card. When your a big liar but suddenly they take you serious when you say "honest to god".

"Are you lying?!"
"No, honest to god!!"
"Ok"

by brbcookintacosatm August 1, 2018

handstand

This is a breakdance or cheerleading move where people are standing stationary on their hands and/or head. This can be on both hands, on one hand, or on a triangle made by the arms and the head. This last one is considered one of the hardest breakdancing powermove freezepose to maintain.

I like watching the movies "Bring-It-On" and "You Got Served" to watch the handstands so I can use when I am breaking.

by LeftOn4ya October 22, 2007